Well, you knw the old joke:
A sadist took a masochist up to his room.
The masochist asked "Are you going to torture me?"
The sadist said "No."
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when a a man uses a feather to pleasure a woman.
Perverted is when he uses the whole chicken.
i heard another one like that the other day: "im a sadist. i love cold showers, so every morning i wake up and take a hot one."