Bush, Republicans reduce John Kerry to a punch line

Knight Ridder Newspapers ^ | 3-Sep-4 | William Douglas

[FesterUSMC]

[Petronski]

Well, he is a punchline. He is a Thurston Howell-ish parody of himself, and everytime he says "How dare you question my _____" his inate prissiness cannot help but alienate and, yes, provoke laughter.

Howlin, could you pinglist this for me?

[Howlin]

Kerry campaign officials aren't laughing. They say the Republican attempt to be funny at Kerry's expense has a vicious edge that often crosses the line.

What a bunch of pussies.

[TomServo]

"If you go too far against your opponent there could be a backlash from the undecided, the independent and unaffiliated voter," Orman said.

Well, I'll be laughing all the way to the voting booth.

[CWOJackson]

Just think what the poll numbers would look like if President Bush hadn't driven away his base of "true" conservatives.

[Texas Eagle]

Kerry campaign officials aren't laughing. They say the Republican attempt to be funny at Kerry's expense has a vicious edge that often crosses the line.

What a bunch of Girly Men.

[TomServo]

What a bunch of pussies.

Well, er, uh...OK!!!

[christie]

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Visit the John F. Kerry Timeline.
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[Senator Pardek]

Dear me!

[Mariner]

Sounds like wishful thinking on the part of the libs.

This BITING humor is devastating for Kerry and he cannot respond without looking mean, as he is a humorless man.

[Mike Fieschko]

A freeper (whose name I've forgotten, nfortunately) had a great one about Edwards' two Americas:

plaintiffs and defendants.

[Howlin]

[Petronski]

Did Republicans make Kerry a punchline, or is being a punchline his 'personal truth?' LOL

[Petronski]

Everytime I want to call Kerry a pussy (which is, well, every time), I flinch and call him prissy. I'm afraid to offend the ladies here.



Thank you, Howlin, for putting truth to power.

[happydogdesign]

Slightly naughty Flip Flop

[goldstategop]

John F*ckin' is well worth a barrel of laughs. Let's wait til we get to the SNL skits.

[Howlin]

I'm serious; these are people who have been laughing at George Bush for reading a BOOK to kids!

[sinkspur]

Just think what the poll numbers would look like if President Bush hadn't driven away his base of "true" conservatives.

To hell with them. They weren't going to vote for Bush anyway.

He can win this without the Constimatooshinalists.

[Prime Choice]

Kerry campaign officials aren't laughing. They say the Republican attempt to be funny at Kerry's expense has a vicious edge that often crosses the line.

Oh yeah, referring to Kerry as "Flipper" is sooooooo vicious. I guess we'll just have to rise above it all and refer to Kerry the way Kerry's ilk refer to Bush: let's start with Hitler, AWOL, war profiteer, et cetera, ad nauseum.

NOTE TO KERRY: If you think whining is fitting of a candidate for the Presidency, you really aren't cut out for the job. Sheesh...