Man charged in farmyard romp with pig

Court TV ^ | Thu Sep 2, 5:26 PM ET | By Tinuola Awopetu,

[Dan Evans]

Ned "Squeal Like a Pig" Beatty

[retiredcpo]

Next week this guy'll be on stage as one of sKerry's Band of Brothers.

[jordan8]

Pretty disgusting, but if I were this guy's sister I don't think I would have gone public with this. And why is he being held without bond?

[GSWarrior]

Pork the other white meat.

[reagan_fanatic]

Makin Bacon...

[Fierce Allegiance]

Nice lack of comma! lol!

[twhitak]

At least they weren't smoking cigarettes...

Well, they hadn't finished yet.

[Cooter]

Gullette's lawyer: Your honor, my client had just read this article and was only doing a little 'research' - Scientists hoping pig organs will work in humans

[RichInOC]

If you covet your sister's pig...you might be a redneck.

But if you have sex with your sister's pig...isn't that considered incest?

[twhitak]

Man charged in farmyard romp with pig

Hoorah! Kobe Bryant's lawyers have another case.

[Fierce Allegiance]

[mr_griz]

Thats the thing about havin sex with a pig...they'll squeal on ya everytime.

[steve in DC]

OH, she may have said, "Squeal, squeal, squeal!"

But she meant, "Grunt, grunt, grunt"

These Asian pigs are inscrutible, you know!

[bad company]

Just.....ish. ping.

[Cooter]

Is is just because it was his -sister's- pig that they charged him, or what? :-)?

This must be the Louisiana corollary to the saying "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose"

[BadAndy]

"They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig."

Can this be considered incest?

[Pearls Before Swine]

He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.

Will the victim get to show up at parole hearings or will she be sausage by the time they come up or he gets out?

Also, I wonder how he and the sister are getting along these days.

[BadAndy]

"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate,"

So P-pie is a squealer, not an oinker. Next time push her head into the pillow.

[TXBSAFH]

These cajuns are gettin' into Granny's corn squeezin's again.

[FixitGuy]

UPDATE:

P-Pie has withdrawn the charges stating, "Press invasion and the court's constant release of my personal information have left me no recourse but to withdraw my suit!" "Pigs!"