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Man charged in farmyard romp with pig
Court TV ^ | Thu Sep 2, 5:26 PM ET | By Tinuola Awopetu,

Posted on 09/03/2004 8:06:13 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

(Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.

They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.

According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.

"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.

The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.

Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.

Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.

Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.

P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Louisiana
KEYWORDS: apiginapoke; babealicious; hogwild; louisiana; petafile; potbellygirl; ppie
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To: jbeachgrl5

Baby got back(strap)!


121 posted on 09/03/2004 12:18:36 PM PDT by CSM ("Don't be economic girlie men!" - Governator, August 31, 2004, RNC)
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To: Constitution Day
Bet Mr. Gullette is real popular in the jailhouse.

Can you imagine facing the question: "So, watta ya in fer?"

122 posted on 09/03/2004 12:20:35 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: wmichgrad

I used to breed sheep, then my knees wore out and I had to find another activity!

(old joke ping!)


123 posted on 09/03/2004 12:21:40 PM PDT by CSM ("Don't be economic girlie men!" - Governator, August 31, 2004, RNC)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

They need to bring back the death penalty for bestiality, they really do.


124 posted on 09/03/2004 12:27:12 PM PDT by ColdSteelTalon
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To: Ranxerox
Pigs wear lipstick? Come on, man how ludicrizz...


125 posted on 09/03/2004 12:34:38 PM PDT by Dr. Zoo (The Institute of Phenomonology)
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To: CSM

Baby got back bacon!


126 posted on 09/03/2004 12:39:29 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance ( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

Sorry. I guess that joke was to rural fer ya.


127 posted on 09/03/2004 4:05:47 PM PDT by TigersEye (Are your parents Pro-Choice? I guess you got lucky!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
"Man charged in farmyard romp with pig"

I hope they got the name of the four legged Democrap!
128 posted on 09/03/2004 4:09:30 PM PDT by leprechaun9
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To: Fierce Allegiance

That's alright, he cleaned up, showed up at a fancy New York hospital and will undergo a quadruple bypass before he's due back in court.


129 posted on 09/03/2004 4:17:27 PM PDT by Old Professer (The enemy is among us; he is us; we know it, we dare not say it - someone will be offended.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

That's alright, he cleaned up, showed up at a fancy New York hospital and will undergo a quadruple bypass before he's due back in court.


130 posted on 09/03/2004 4:18:06 PM PDT by Old Professer (The enemy is among us; he is us; we know it, we dare not say it - someone will be offended.)
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To: Old Professer

I wish John would leave well-enough alone.


131 posted on 09/03/2004 4:19:09 PM PDT by Old Professer (The enemy is among us; he is us; we know it, we dare not say it - someone will be offended.)
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To: TigersEye
I have it on good authority the pig dresses provocatively
132 posted on 09/03/2004 4:21:43 PM PDT by rrrod
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To: Slings and Arrows
Man, ain't life a pistol? Helen Thomas finally gets herself a man, and the cops arrest him!

BWAAAAHAAAA

That's gonna leave a mark.

133 posted on 09/03/2004 4:22:53 PM PDT by bad company ( (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing --Edmund Burke))
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To: TigersEye
Sorry. I guess that joke was to rural fer ya.

Nah--I was just thinking along other lines. So, how common is that sort of thing in the Green Mountains of Vermont?

134 posted on 09/03/2004 5:15:39 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pearls Before Swine
LOL I dunno but from the looks of some of these people ...
The most backwoods hillbilly types I have ever met came from New Hampshire. They worked at the same furniture company I did in Boulder, CO. They moved back because "there's not enough things to kill here." Kid you not.
135 posted on 09/03/2004 5:29:12 PM PDT by TigersEye (Are your parents Pro-Choice? I guess you got lucky!)
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To: rrrod
I have it on good authority the pig dresses provocatively.

A red ribbon tied on a curly tail just drives some guys crazy I guess.

136 posted on 09/03/2004 5:31:51 PM PDT by TigersEye (Are your parents Pro-Choice? I guess you got lucky!)
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To: TheBigB; cyborg; null and void
Weird Sick ping....funny comments though.
137 posted on 09/03/2004 5:47:19 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
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To: sweetliberty

mark for reading later... much later!


138 posted on 09/03/2004 5:48:11 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: cyborg

LOL!


139 posted on 09/03/2004 5:49:17 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
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To: GunnyHartman

OMG! That's just wrong!


140 posted on 09/03/2004 5:51:27 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
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