Senator Spitball!
Subject: Think Positive !
How to start each day with a positive outlook:
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "John Kerry."
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of John
Kerry?"
6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better.....
That's Mr Sensitive Senator Spitball!
When he uses Spitballs, he will be sensitive and never aim at the face or from behind the Islamonazis.