Posted on 09/02/2004 7:35:31 AM PDT by tame
A little while back worldnetdaily.com had an article which related how Teraaaaaza Heinz Kerry told the Democratic National Convention's "gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender caucus" to call her Mama T.
Teraaaza said "I know that I am welcomed and I am grateful to be welcomed. I'm grateful to you because you symbolize family. You symbolize strength and hope. You symbolize resistance. And you symbolize tolerance. For that we are all thankful to you."
Speaking to the group she related a story about a man at a past campaign stop who told her, "I want you to be my mother." (BARF)
Teraaaaza said "It was clear that he had not made that peace with his mother and he wanted someone who loved him." (DOUBLE BARF)
"And so, at least, if nothing else, you'll have a mom in the White House," (TRIPLE BARF)
"You can call me Mama T." (QUADRUPLE BARF)
The homosexual group started chanting "Mama T!"
So, I ask all freepers to quit calling her Teraaaaza, and refer to her simply as Mama T.
Now, speaking of Mama T, has anyone heard from her lately???
Could be T-Bone, or maybe T-Rex.
Maybe we ought to freep her with the chant:
"Who's your Daddy?"
And all along, I thought it was slick willie. He has been known to dally with just about anything. And.......this one is rich beyond anything Hilabeans' reach.
Or a new perm courtesy of a set of jumper cables.
YESSSS! Exactly! We need to get Mama T and Howard Dean together. Oh, that would be so good. Just like Baghdad Bob, BWAHAHAHAHAHA :o)
The picture of Kerry in a rubber boat off the coast of Nantucket makes me wonder where is Jaws when that shark is really needed?
Momma-T is a T-rex
You're right, Mamma T, that thornbush over by the shoreline looks indeed like a good spot to find another Purple Heart...
Mama T-rex! I like it :o)
Take your pick of these.
Terrytheterrible? Or Terribleterry?
Mamma T?
SUPERMOUTH T!
MONEYMOUTH T.
FOULMOUTH T.
GLOBALIST STOOLLIE T.
Do great whites get that far north? I mean with the hurricane season and all, maybe the Gulf Stream is warm enough. I mean great whites have been known to eat surfers. I mean one year they had to shut down the eastern seaboard along the New England coast because of shark attacks. I mean to a huge, huge, great white would skerry on a sail board look like a skinny sail fish skimming the waves, I mean I saw the documentry film Jaws and it was more factual than Fat Jaba's (MM) movie about Pres. Bush. I mean we can always ho..........
Methinks they are looking for the "peerrfect" place for a photo-op. It's all about appearing to look "manly" with this guy. He seems to be insecure about his manhood, wonder why?
Maybe that's a big problem with fellows who marry rich women for a living.
Does she know the truth about Kerry's medals?
If so, when did she learn it?
How did she take it?
Even if Kerry hasn't, has Teresa figured out the real
task of the Clinton people "helping" Kerry, and running
an open bar on her tab?
When did she gain this enlightenment?
How did she take it?
Will she dump him on 03 Nov?
Speaking of Keyes' comments...
"Who's your Daddy?"
LOL Or maybe, "Who's your test tube."
They're maaaaaaaaade for each other, BWAHAHAHAHA.
Hey, MAMA T, what'd ya think of Zel?!?
Yeah, she's supposed to come to Davenport, Iowa soon for an "invitation only" rally. Needless to say, I didn't get one. The rally will probably entail part of the bus caravan they brought here the last time they came here, just to make it look like somebody was actually attending. BTW, just from my informal observations, I make it about 3 to 1 Bush bumper stickers over Kerry around here.
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