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Katie Couric Trashes Michael Moore! Would Rather Arrange Socks than go out with him!
The Today Show

Posted on 09/01/2004 6:06:30 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest

In perhaps the most stunning morning news show interview I've ever seen, Katie Couric just got through thoroughly trashing Michael Moore.

She began by criticizing the scenes in Fahrenheit 911 depicting a pre-war Iraq of children peacefully playing and weddings taking place. "Wasn't that misleading?" Moore claimed he only used the footage to show the kinds of people killed by US bombing, not to suggest Saddam's Iraq was a "utopia."

Next, Katie said that "many people say the Dems don't want you to be the face of the party."

"Who said that?" demanded Moore. "Well, Tim Russert for one," answered Katie.

She added: "let's face it, many people think you're a jerk."

An obviously hurt Moore responded: "but you don't think I'm a jerk, do you Katie?"

Katie refused to come to his aid: "well, my views aren't important, it's the views of the Dem party."

"But come on, Katie, you know me."

"I really don't know you very well."

"But, come one, from talking after the shows, etc. You don't think I'm a jerk, do you?"

"I really don't know you well enough to say that."

Finally, in a scene so amazing I could hardly believe my eyes and ears, Moore virtually asked Katie out on a date, and was shot down with a classic co-ed line.

Katie asked Moore if he'd be going back to the convention and Moore said he would, probably tonight and tomorrow. Then Moore added: "will you come with me, Katie?"

A shocked Katie replied: "No," then, incredibly, added: "I HAVE TO RE-ARRANGE MY SOCK DRAWER."

Yes, she actually said it. Katie made it clear that she loathes Moore and fears that as the prominent face of the party, he is dragging down her boy Kerry.

An absolutely stunning TV moment. Catch a replay if you can.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: affableevabraun; backstabber; coldheartedelite; disposableallies; katiecouric; michaelmoore; thrownunderthebus; usedanddiscarded
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Michael Moore couldn't get himself laid if he disguised himself as a giant floor tile.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You kill me! :-D

121 posted on 09/01/2004 6:34:19 AM PDT by no more apples (God Bless our troops)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Off topic, I was in a book store not long ago and overheard someone mention someone high up that worked on F-9/11 is some how directly related to Kerry.

You ever hear of this?

122 posted on 09/01/2004 6:34:25 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: dfwgator
What is going on here, Katey Couric dissing Michael Moore, the Kerry girls booed on MTV, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

"And, Yes, your honor, Michael Moore has no d__k."
123 posted on 09/01/2004 6:35:10 AM PDT by broadsword (Let's respect "holy" Muslim sites like they respected those giant Buddhist statues in Afghanistan!)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I wish I could have seen it. Well it's geting late i need to go jogging then take a nap so I can stay up to catch Rush.

FR Rocks!


124 posted on 09/01/2004 6:35:30 AM PDT by Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok (DNC- "We have made a clone. We shall call him Minnie Dukakis")
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To: N. Theknow

"Oh, food... sweet, accepting food," a heartbroken Moore sobbed, between great, gulping mouthfuls. "You're the only one who really understands me...!"

125 posted on 09/01/2004 6:35:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
"I knew he'd be a celebrity but I was surprised by the extent of both the media coverage and the security reaction," said Owen Ullmann, Moore's USA Today editor. "It created more of a disruption than was intended."

Ullmann initially said that Moore would not be returning to Madison Square Garden. But he later said, in the end, the columnist has "to speak for himself."

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/politics/9546878.htm?1c

126 posted on 09/01/2004 6:35:35 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@I Look For Your Morning Reports.com)
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To: Austin Willard Wright
we believe you but.....has anyone else seen this thing?

Trust but verify, eh? Check out post #118. Apparently Laura Ingraham just played the audio, and the poster describes Moore as sounding like "a desperate high school dweeb."

127 posted on 09/01/2004 6:35:46 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I imagine he's quite repulsive to be around in person. Not surprised Katie wouldn't want anything to do with him, she may agree with much of his thinking, but it was probably all she could do to keep from wretching while he sat next to her. His stench must be over-powering.


128 posted on 09/01/2004 6:36:29 AM PDT by Brett66 (http://www.scifiartposters.com)
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To: truthandlife
"...I am sure the Dems told Moore he is not helping..."

Why did I suddenly visualize Demi Moore while reading that?

Thanks!

129 posted on 09/01/2004 6:36:29 AM PDT by DCPatriot
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

Rejected by the cheerleader. A highschool flashback for Moore.

130 posted on 09/01/2004 6:36:47 AM PDT by Pete
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

OK, I need to know -- what IS the 'L-sign'???? That passed me by.


131 posted on 09/01/2004 6:37:21 AM PDT by bboop
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Well, this is only an admission on the lib media's part that they are WORRIED about Kerry's prospects. Don't be mislead into thinking they don't believe Moore's fantasies. They do.

But they also realize that Moore's attitude might be turning off some voters. OK a lot of voters. The elite left now wants to distance itself from its former "Rock Star." Katie even says so when she quotes Russert. But its too late for them to turn the Moore circuit off. The media created the Moore monster, now they'll pay the price. You'd think these elitist would have read Frankenstein.


132 posted on 09/01/2004 6:37:22 AM PDT by The Hound Passer (Sitting home in protest this Nov is a vote for Kerry and Co.)
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To: dfwgator

dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

pandemonium !


133 posted on 09/01/2004 6:38:18 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Carolinamom
Katie Couric must have had an epiphany of sorts while watching Arnold's speech last night.

Bout time....

134 posted on 09/01/2004 6:39:15 AM PDT by DCPatriot
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To: tje

And after watching Arnold's barnstorming speech last night, who would you choose to represent your party?


135 posted on 09/01/2004 6:39:51 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: BigWaveBetty

Great! I am so excited this morning.


136 posted on 09/01/2004 6:41:25 AM PDT by chris1 ("Make the other guy die for his country" - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: no more apples
Coming up next: startling new revelations of yet another agonizing personal rejection suffered by a lovelorn Michael Moore... :)


137 posted on 09/01/2004 6:42:53 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: All
Michael Moore fantasizes about his date with perky Katie.


138 posted on 09/01/2004 6:43:34 AM PDT by WillVoteForFood
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To: no more apples


"I ammmmmmmmmm in a world of SH*T!"- Mikey Mooreon!
139 posted on 09/01/2004 6:44:13 AM PDT by gunnygail (Pooping that hot spicy Thai food this morning was SEARED, SEARED into my brain, I tell you.)
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To: OXENinFLA

No, but perhaps someone can track it down.


140 posted on 09/01/2004 6:44:14 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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