Britney Spears Banned from GOP Convention for Being 'Too Sexy' (Suprise Cameo Nixed)

Female First UK ^ | 8/31/04

[gopwinsin04]

We'll find out live tonight...

[Texas Federalist]

Kiddy porn fantasy? She's 23.

[Monterrosa-24]

"...Then come back and tell me she doesn't dress like a hooker."

OK! She doesn't dress like a hooker. She looks like a young innocent girl trying to dress up like a party sleaze.

Whenever she says she supports Bush and the Iraq policy she IS telling the Hollywood Left to stuff it. Why don't you want to give her credit for that??? Even puritan types like Cotton Mather and Oliver Cromwell would do that much (Cromwell's wife and daughters dressed provacatively too).
When Spears says she supports the effort in Iraq it is politically worth ten thousand Monterrosa24s and dmzs saying the same.

[over3Owithabrain]

Thats "Hit me one more time". Sheesh! If you are going to blast Britney at least get it right! Too many people sound like they just hear things second hand!

Oh boy, I'm so sorry! Can you enlighten me how that changes the meaning of the song? Please educate me on the Republican values that song extols. (sound of fingers tapping...)

[RiteWingConspiracy]

and that, hans, it what makes this a great country. remember, though, you don't have to know shit from shinola to have an opinion.

[dmz]

I don't believe for a minute that Britney Spears supports anything unless she is told to by her handlers.

Last year they told her to dress like a hooker and open mouth kiss Madonna. She did.

This year they tell her to support GW and the war in Iraq. She does.

What'll be next year? You give her credit for independent thought. I don't.

Do you really think she'll deliver 10,000 votes to the GOP? I don't.

[1Old Pro]

I'd say no at the convention, but yes at one of the after parties.

Sounds like a compromise.

[1Old Pro]

Kiddy porn fantasy? She's 23.

Well, she's too old for Bubba I guess.

[XJarhead]

I'm probably a bit older than you think, but my gutter male lust kicks up more at Spears than it does at the other two. I mean, if we're talking meaningful relationship, intelligent conversation, and long-term romance, you've got a point.

But if we're talking hey diddle diddle, straight up the middle, its Britney hands down. Always been a sucker for a slutty look. Anyway....

JEANNE KIRKPATRICK?????

Semper Fi.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

now ann coulter --- she's SEXY

To each his own, I guess. I think she looks like a female Tom Petty. Next to Britney, who's no great beauty, Ann Coulter looks like an awkward 14-year-old boy who hasn't yet experienced his puberty growth spurt.

Woof.

[monday]

"Now that Brittany is out, perhaps they can get the Church Lady to play piano."

lol....yeah, more the Republican party speed.

Funny how Brittney gets no respect from anyone even though she sells twice as many CDs as any other performer out there. I guess anytime someone becomes so famous they achieve cultural icon status, people have an irresistible desire to see them fail.

The Germans have a word for it although it escapes me at the moment. It means feeling joy over someone else's misfortune. Lots of mean nasty people in the world.

[RiteWingConspiracy]

thanks for sharing.

[RiteWingConspiracy]

well, there you go.

[monday]

"just seeing a celeb with the star power of Spears (she does have some left I believe)"

Have some left? Are you kidding? In terms of recognition, there are very very few in her league. Literally everyone in the world knows who she is.

Yeah, she would have been a huge boost among the young college crowd, but then lots and lots of bible thumping Christians would have screamed bloody murder if she had shown up. Perhaps it is just as well they nixed her. The flailing and gnashing of teeth from the Christian right wouldn't have been pretty.

[MikefromOhio]

I was being facetitious as someone had said her star power was going down....

Let the bible thumpers wail, they would more than likely still vote Republican as it is...

[pray4liberty]

For gosh sakes, get her to put some decent clothes on and sing God Bless America.

[gopwinsin04]

Schedenfraude perhaps?

[usadave]

I think that the Republican virgin majority and all of our Republican married women who've never had sex with more than one man in their lives should really criticize Britney for even attempting to show at the convention!

At least the "Republican virgin majority and all of our Republican married women who've never had sex with more than one man in their lives" don't dress in slutty outfits while performing in onstage burlesque shows in which they simulate sexual acts in front of an audience of thousands of impressionable children.

[monday]

"Schedenfraude perhaps?"

Yes, thanks!

[Texas Federalist]

At least the "Republican virgin majority and all of our Republican married women who've never had sex with more than one man in their lives" don't dress in slutty outfits while performing in onstage burlesque shows in which they simulate sexual acts in front of an audience of thousands of impressionable children.

And that's why I'd rather be in Vegas this week than at the Republican convention.