"My nephew is in Iraq. He is 22. He doesn't talk trash like those two airheads did. He is fighting for us."
I wish I could think of something clever to say to you right now, but since *my* husband is an activated Reservist, which makes me virtually a single mother of two small children, my brain is a little fried.
Nice try.
Bless your heart. Don't let the hotheaded fool get to you.