I drive a Ford Expedition (evil gas guzzling machine that it is) and I have several bumper stickers...
"your life is not my fault"
"marriage= man + woman"
"annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy"
"if you don't stand for something you will fall for anything"
I have never had a problem until recently when a woman driver literally tried to drive me off the road. She tailgated for awhile and then drove into the oncoming lane and "nudged" me into the breakdown lane. I have never been so scared but it obviously shows that the liberals have gone over the edge.
I've never seen anything like it. Heck, liberal scowls and pouting and an occasional middle finger have been no biggie for me, but recently they seem to really, really be pushing the envelope. I think they are certified mentally ill, since they still think Gore one, then they were shut up for nearly 2 years because they could not speak out and let off their steam as we were in a Time of War with massive support of the President. Now they finally have a chance, their escape valve for steam has been opened with Kerry, but then suddenly plugged up again once they see that he is slipping and our ads are doing so much damage, and the White House is slipping further and further into the distant horizon of their hopes.
She was lucky it wasn't me she tried that with. I would have followed her to her destination, and would have had the police well on the way there, as well! Grrr!
If someone did that to me I'd use the trusty cellular ray to phone 911 and report the license plate and location.
Yeah well, hitting the breaks ususally works relly well here. scares the s*** out of them and by they time they recover your gone.
You are driving an Expedition and she "nudged" you into the breakdown lane?
If you had a car full of kids, I see you giving ground.
OTOH, if someone tried to do that to me and I was alone, I would be sure to write down the license- I drive a 1 ton Chevy truck with BIG mirrors- and then we would have a tussle about who is going to push around who. My truck weighs about 6700# and has a good COG. I have liked driving it because I figure I have the "Law of Gross Tonnage" on my side.
Sure hope you get a lic # if this ever happens to you again. AND FILE CHARGES---In Calif, it would be assault with a deadly weapon- The car being the deadly weapon.
to prevent recurrances of the liberal crazies on the road
you should add another sticker implying you are 'packing heat'