[guitfiddlist]

I never put bumper stickers on cars. Ever. Frankly, I think it's silly, as if anyone driving needs to know anything but "GET OUT OF MY WAY, IDIOT!"

Way back, in the days of "Arms are for Hugging", "No Nukes", and "Visualize World Peace", I wanted to get a bumper sticker that said:

"Discuss Complex Issues with Bumper Stickers"

But I figured the liberal pinheads I'd be targeting wouldn't get it, or worse - would say, "Like....YEAH, man."

[Lets Roll NOW]

I have to admit the "Hate is not a family value" stickers make me mad. So I came up with one that strikes at the heart of liberals. "Tolerance of evil is not a virtue"

[Big Giant Head]

I wanted to get a bumper sticker that said:

"Discuss Complex Issues with Bumper Stickers"

I want a bumper sticker that says

RE-SELECT BUSH/CHENEY

BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, then visit Floriduh.

[RipSawyer]

"But I figured the liberal pinheads I'd be targeting wouldn't get it, or worse - would say, "Like....YEAH, man."


I told some people one day that I had never had a bumper sticker on my car but I was considering buying one that said only "BUMPER STICKER". I never saw such a bunch of blank stares in my life. One of them actually started to explain to me that this was not necessary because everyone knew what a bumper sticker was. I suppose dry humor is not for everyone.

[Jhensy]

My friend in high school had a "Don't Drink and Drive" sticker on his bumper. Upside down.

His car was a silver '71 Chevelle, a hot rod. He used to drive around blasting Sousa marches for enjoyment. Funny guy.

Now a corporate vice president in NJ.

[Irish Queen]

My all time favorite droll bumper sticker proclaimed, "Visualize Whirled Peas" along with a line drawing of a blender filled with flying green stuff.