"We're just spoofing," one of the men told me. They'd linked up on Free Republic, the ultra-right-wing Internet site and, well, when these people link up, stuff like "Communists for Kerry" is one of their more polite ideas."
Great Jim! Now you have transformed us from Vast Right Wing Conspirators to Ultra Right Wing Conspirators.
Maybe we need a new logo/name "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy ULTRA" (like Charmin toilet paper renamed 'White Cloud', 'Charmin ULTRA!')
The imperialist rain dampened but couldn't destroy the educational tool of the masses - The People's Cube.
This Ultimate Egalitarian Puzzle teaches the people the correct attitude towards choice, competition, and collectivism, as well as improves self-esteem and provides hours of entertainment to the proletarians.
The advantages of The People's Cube are obvious:
NOBODY IS TOO FAST
NOBODY IS TOO SLOW
NOBODY IS TOO SMART
NOBODY IS TOO STUPID
EVERYBODY IS EQUALLY AVERAGE