"Excuse me! Excuse me Little People! We have descended from Olympus to tell you that our wonderful father bids you vote for him in the Most Important Election in the Universe!"
*Shhh! Shhh!* "Hear her! Hear the words of my reighteous sister, little ones!"
Crowd: "Boo! Boo! Where's the dress? SHOW US YER TOTS!"
LOL