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John Kerry: Not So Swift (Your Daily Pimp-Slapping of John Effin' Kerry! HYSTERICAL!)
FreeTimes.com/The Usual Suspects ^ | 8/29/04 | Michael Graham

Posted on 08/29/2004 5:56:20 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"Injustice is relatively easy to bear. What stings is justice." — H.L. Mencken

Listening to John Kerry complain about the scrutiny his Vietnam record is getting is like Pamela Anderson complaining about the fact that guys keep staring at her breasts. What the hell did you expect?

When you turn the Democratic National Convention into a four-day screening of Apocalypse Now — complete with the candidate's own home movies; when you stride to the podium with a crisp salute and a "reporting for duty"; when your political entourage has more military uniforms in it than the coatroom of a Subic Bay bordello; in short, when you base much of your campaign for president on two tours of duty in 'Nam — you, sir, have no right to complain that your opponents are too obsessed with the past.

If there were ever a candidate who is getting exactly the campaign treatment he deserves, that man is John F. Kerry.

What I, a former GOP political flak and campaign lackey, can't figure out is what genius in the Democratic Party looked at John Kerry and said, "Yeah, Vietnam — that's the ticket!" Why not get Scott Peterson to run for attorney general as the pro-life candidate?

There are people in American public life for whom Vietnam would be a worse campaign issue than it is for John Kerry. Jane Fonda, former members of the Kent State National Guard, Lt. William Calley of My Lai …

That's about it.

But for John Kerry, whose weakness as a candidate is the perception (fair or otherwise) that he is a typical Massachusetts liberal, it's hard to think of an issue better suited to cement that perception than a campaign reminding people that he launched his political career as a long-haired, ribbon-throwing, fist-shaking, Fonda-friendly peacenik.

There are plenty of veterans who still haven't forgiven Kerry for his wartime denunciations of American soldiers and their "atrocities" while men still fought in Vietnam. They haven't forgotten that some of those soldiers were being beaten and tortured in North Vietnamese prisons, where John Kerry's own congressional testimony attacking the military was read to these prisoners by their Communist captors.

But most voters didn't serve in Vietnam. Quite of few of them don't even remember it. These voters just want to vote for a guy who they perceive as "one of us," a candidate who they believe shares their basic view of America.

In 2000, Southerner Al Gore became perceived as "one of them" in a majority of states from West Virginia to New Mexico — including his home state of Tennessee — and it cost him the election. For the Boston Brahmin millionaire Sen. John "Heinz" Kerry and his world-citizen wife, the core challenge for the campaign has always been how to make "one of us" out of a Massachusetts liberal with a voting record to the left of Ted Kennedy.

Campaigning on Kerry's military service certainly makes him more relatable to Mr. and Mrs. Typical American. However, it also makes Kerry's record as an anti-war activist relevant, too. This was always the Achilles heel, calf, thigh and lower torso of the Kerry "war hero" strategy. Do you really want Mr. and Mrs. Typical flipping through photo albums of John Kerry hanging out with hippies and throwing away the ribbons from his medals?

Enter Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, just a few dozen men with less than $1 million in TV ads who have set the perfect trap for Kerry and his media allies. For a year, Kerry's anti-war antics were largely ignored by the networks and the newspapers. Swift Boat Veterans for Truth wisely launched their first assault against Kerry's "war hero" record instead, giving the Kerry campaign and the lapdog press a target they couldn't resist, as no members of the group served on Kerry's boat and some have changed their stories. Kerry and the press corps dived right into a "he said/she said" battle that could only be fought to a draw.

That's when Swift Boat Veterans for Truth opened fire with the big guns: Kerry's words and deeds after he returned home from Vietnam.

We may never know who was or wasn't shooting when John Kerry was wounded in Vietnam, but the words "atrocities," "human genitals" and "cut off heads" are a matter of public record. Kerry's book, The New Soldier, written with the now-discredited leftist organization "Vietnam Veterans Against the War," is available on Amazon.com (albeit for $798). The web site does not, alas, have a photo of the book's cover featuring an upside down American flag.

Because John Kerry's record as an opportunistic, anti-war political activist is not obscured by the fog of war, it is the only story the press can cover from Vietnam with any confidence. And more importantly, with any relevance.

If the Kerry campaign were about his plans for a different approach in Iraq, then Kerry's days as a "Hanoi Jane" lefty would be ancient history. If Kerry were running as a "lion of the Senate" and his 20-year voting record, then the '70s would be, like, far out, man.

But for the saluting Vietnam vet whose campaign theme is "I defended America as a young man and I will do the same as president," John Kerry's days as a peacenik fighting against the establishment are the here and now. Thanks to John Kerry, a Jane Fonda, anti-war liberal isn't who he was. It's who he is.

The Kerry campaign may long for the day when their candidate was just another Massachusetts liberal.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: election2004; johnfkerry; kerry; massliberal; michaelgraham; swiftboatvetsrevenge; unfitforcommand
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1 posted on 08/29/2004 5:56:20 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Favorite line:

There are people in American public life for whom Vietnam would be a worse campaign issue than it is for John Kerry. Jane Fonda, former members of the Kent State National Guard, Lt. William Calley of My Lai …

That's about it.

2 posted on 08/29/2004 5:57:22 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

GOOD MORNIN' VIETNAM!

Coffee and Kerry-slapping right after mass. LOL! (another day in pergatory...)


3 posted on 08/29/2004 6:06:58 AM PDT by no more apples (God Bless our troops)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"The Kerry campaign may long for the day when their candidate was just another Massachusetts liberal."

That day has long passed for the Kerry campaign people.

They are now wondering ... "What in the Hell am I doing here?"

4 posted on 08/29/2004 6:09:51 AM PDT by G.Mason (A war mongering, red white and blue, military industrial complex, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Great stuff; thanks for posting this!


5 posted on 08/29/2004 6:12:13 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (The wounds of VN were caused by sKerry's impugning the honor of our military; GO Swifties!)
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To: no more apples

"There are people in American public life for whom Vietnam would be a worse campaign issue than it is for John Kerry. Jane Fonda"

This fits perfectly with another posting I just read called "And Republicans are supposed to be Dumb"

Good Morning all, off to church now
later


6 posted on 08/29/2004 6:13:29 AM PDT by LuckyHat ("Carve out the heart, he said over dinner, pull out the entrails and cut up the meat.")
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To: no more apples
"Hmmmmmm... 'Viet Nam'... 'Viet Nam,' you say...?"

"... that's basically the same place as Cambodia, right...?" :)

7 posted on 08/29/2004 6:15:33 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

He wouldn't know, now, would he?


8 posted on 08/29/2004 6:18:25 AM PDT by no more apples (God Bless our troops)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
What an outstanding description of what's happening to the Kerry campaign! I did not serve in Vietnam. Even though I was of draft age the whole time, I had a wife and three children and I had an honorable discharge from the air force, albeit due to an EPTS knee injury. I spent most of those years in the radio news business and remember well the pain that was being wrought by Kerry and his like. If there has ever been a dose of poetic justice it's certainly what's being delivered now by the SBVfT! What a great tactic they used in opening with charges that the other side could appear to refute, given the 'he said - she said' nature of them. Then in the second round, go after him on charges that are absolutely irrefutable! Thousands of feet of film and kine scope recordings of the man himself playing to the antiwar sentiments at the expense of American fighting forces and POW's. Keep up the good work guys!
10 posted on 08/29/2004 6:24:19 AM PDT by jwpjr
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

when you base much of your campaign for president on two tours of duty in 'Nam -

He did not serve TWO tours in Nam ! 13 months was a tour.His combined time on the USS Gridley and in country does not add up to ONE tour.

BTW-Damn good article!


11 posted on 08/29/2004 6:26:37 AM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: Baynative
The dems have been smarting ever since Bush's carrier landing

Then it seems to me that Bush was right when he landed that carrier and said:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

LOL!!! I Love It!

12 posted on 08/29/2004 6:32:51 AM PDT by shiva
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I, like you was dumbfounded that Kerry chose Vietnam as a strong point for his campaign.

And I also was thinking the same thing about the planning session that resulted in that choice being made. As it turns out now it was a mistake, but I'm convinced that really thats the best foot they had to put forward, and they hoped, or thought, it wouldn't get as much scrutiny as it has. But that if it did it could be beaten back by the "band of brothers" and the liberal media, which he could count on to offer consent in the form of not reporting the story.

At this point he would have counted on his campaign riding a wave of momentum that would let him coast through the RNC convention and debates, losing some voters to each but still squeezing out a narrow victory.

He ended up expending more energy defending his record against the Swifties than he ever anticipated and his momentum disappeared too soon.

Really, I think it was his only option to start that way and hope to build on that.

All I can say is at least he doesn't have the charisma of convict klinton, so thankfully, he won't be voted in by that method.
13 posted on 08/29/2004 6:36:22 AM PDT by libs_kma (Write congress to get out of UN and UNESCO - Again!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The Kerry campaign may long for the day when their candidate was just another Massachusetts liberal.

He'll turn back into one immediately following the November elections.

The real nightmare is he will have thrown away a lot of his wife's money and will have to wake up beside her and explain it.

Who says there is no such thing as hell?

Someone quoted his wise Irish father, "No man works harder for his money than the man who marries it."

14 posted on 08/29/2004 6:37:03 AM PDT by NoControllingLegalAuthority
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
For about thirty years the men who came back from Viet Nam and were sit at and called "Baby Killers" have suffered in silence. The system was so stacked against them that they could never find a clear up single person to vent their rage and frustration at. Never, until frenchie volunteered with his "I'm John Kerry reporting for duty" speech.
Now these good brave men have a specific single person to turn their fury at. Now they can focus on an enemy with a face. John Kerry gave them the face of their enemy. John Kerry has stepped up to claim credit for their pain and humiliation. Is it any wonder that the numbers of Viet Nam vets and all those who identify with all vets, are turning more and more against Kerry?
15 posted on 08/29/2004 6:40:40 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 ( Kerry's not "one of us": catholicsagainstkerry.com. needs your help.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"Back then, Vietnam, Cambodia, were absolutely interchangeable."


16 posted on 08/29/2004 6:47:57 AM PDT by JennysCool (Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Great post! Thankfully the Swiftees will say what the RNC can't or won't.


17 posted on 08/29/2004 6:52:38 AM PDT by KTpig (kiss of death)
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To: JennysCool

"Charlie's in the light! Charlie's in the LIGHT -- !" a wearied, beaten and (let's face it) no longer entirely sane John Kerry shrieked, flashbacking to a scene from one of his favorite 'Nam flicks and rushing towards an unsuspecting TerAYza; cathartic, apocalyptic mayhem on his addled loser's mind... :)

18 posted on 08/29/2004 6:59:36 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Mike seems to be taking lessons from Steyn ;^)


19 posted on 08/29/2004 7:03:07 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

For some reason this picture makes me want to say shove it.


20 posted on 08/29/2004 7:06:44 AM PDT by billhilly (If you're lurking here from DU, I trust this post will make you sick)
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