[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I like it. I think we're absolutely talking "ongoing series," here. :)

[catpuppy]

Yes indeed!

[RogueIsland]

(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)

I always smile whenever I think of Heston's deliver of the line "It's a city of APES". Only chuck could have delivered that line with such disbelief, revulsion and contempt all rolled into one. It's the same combination I feel when I look at the pictures in this thread. (My God, it's a city of liberals).

[catpuppy]

"Is this where it will finally happen for me?" he wondered, for what seemed like the thousandth time that morning. "Is this where I'll finally meet the man who can accept me for who and what I truly am...?"

"But it was not to be. Was it the pearls? Perhaps the hairdo just wasn't right. Or maybe the hat. Why did I wear that hat? Stop abusing yourself, I thought. It was none of these. It was grandma's dress. I knew it was wrong to steal it. But sometimes a girl's heart overrides her conscience. I should have known that it would make me look old and worn out ..."

Then, just when I had lost all hope ... there he was. The scarlet kerchief, the fashionable beige suit, the sensuous red feet. Would he notice me? Would he feel the heart that beat to the clop-clop of his cute little pumps? I only knew that I had to have him. Just him. Only him.

"Of course I could never completely forsake Maxwell, Bruce and Dwayne (and--in all honesty--Freddie, Boots and FluffyMike). But temptation would overwhelm me if that dreamy red footed hunk whom I looked down upon happened to acknowledge my lust filled glance ..."