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PEDIATRICIAN REGRETS HELPING AT BUSH BIRTH. [SATIRE]
KIAN | 8/28/04 | Staff

Posted on 08/28/2004 7:05:02 AM PDT by Rebelbase

AUSTIN, Texas - (KIAN) Retired Pediatrician Dr. Hugh Jorgen has publicly apologized for participating in the Birth of George W. Bush.

It had been a dark and stormy night in New Haven Conneticut and as dawn broke on July 6th, 1946 A young Senator's daughter-in-law became more agitated, seemingly wanting to rid herself of the burden she carried in the delivery room. "I could sense an uneasiness in the delivery room as George Walker Bush entered the world at the New Haven Hospital", Dr. Jorgen said.

"I am responsible for Terror that has befallen our world, It was the worst thing I did, was help a lot of wealthy supporters and a lot of people who had family names of importance get into this world. And I'm very sorry of that and I'm very ashamed, and I apologize to you as the voters of Texas." .........

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: birthinbabies; foghornleghorn; itsajokeson; satire
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Yep, the playbook has about run its course for the Dems..........

KIAN=Know it all news.

1 posted on 08/28/2004 7:05:02 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Chad Fairbanks

ping.


2 posted on 08/28/2004 7:06:37 AM PDT by Rebelbase (John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
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To: Rebelbase

It's Alive!


3 posted on 08/28/2004 7:07:22 AM PDT by William B Williams
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To: Rebelbase

Wow! That about says it all. That is almost, almost unbelieveable even for a liberal.


4 posted on 08/28/2004 7:07:23 AM PDT by Bigoleelephant
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To: Rebelbase

Are you effin' kidding me?

First, they compare the President to funboy hitler and then, they have the doctor who helped his mother give birth to him apologize.

What's next?


5 posted on 08/28/2004 7:08:32 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 ("You're the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown." - Master Shake [resident of NJ, by the way.])
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To: Bigoleelephant

I think this is a joke.


6 posted on 08/28/2004 7:09:09 AM PDT by Thane_Banquo
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To: Rebelbase

I personally regret the birth of the pediatrician... No, I wasn't there, but I'm a minority, and I can say what I want to. ;-)


7 posted on 08/28/2004 7:09:17 AM PDT by coconutt2000
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To: Bigoleelephant

"Wow! That about says it all. That is almost, almost unbelieveable even for a liberal."

This only goes to show their desparation of the Dems/Libs. It is also indictative of Bush's class. He isn't a cry baby like Kerry.


8 posted on 08/28/2004 7:09:49 AM PDT by AngieGOP (I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.)
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To: Rebelbase
Retired Pediatrician Dr. Hugh Jorgen has publicly apologized

This is Hugh.

9 posted on 08/28/2004 7:10:17 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

> Are you effin' kidding me?

I suspect so.

My first thought was that this was a spoof on that Dem
flack who yesterday apologized for his role in helping
GW get into the Air Guard.


10 posted on 08/28/2004 7:10:53 AM PDT by Boundless
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'Yep, the playbook has about run its course for the Dems.......... '

The dog fidel castro said himself that Ronald Reagan should have never been born. The left takes instructions from foreign and local pigs.

11 posted on 08/28/2004 7:11:01 AM PDT by gedeon3
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To: Bigoleelephant

I smell a hoax, it's funny though.


12 posted on 08/28/2004 7:11:26 AM PDT by RobFromGa
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To: Rebelbase

Dr. Hugh Jorgen?


13 posted on 08/28/2004 7:12:11 AM PDT by RobFromGa
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To: Thane_Banquo
I think this is a joke.

Let's hope no French read this thread as it provides evidence that Michael Moore was right. :-P

14 posted on 08/28/2004 7:12:52 AM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1 (Lock-n-load!)
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To: Rebelbase


The only problem is that OBSETRICIANS, not pediatricians birth babies.


15 posted on 08/28/2004 7:13:02 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: Rebelbase

This has got to be a joke,,,,,a good one at that.

If its true they're scraping the bottom of the barrel.


16 posted on 08/28/2004 7:13:08 AM PDT by gortklattu (check out thotline dot com)
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To: RobFromGa

It is....the last quote is supposedly from the guy that helped get Bush into the Guard.


17 posted on 08/28/2004 7:13:36 AM PDT by cincinnati65 (Just up the road a piece.......)
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Dr. Hugh Jorgen

I thought the Pediatrician who delivered W was Dr. Phil McKraken. Or was it Dr. Pete Moss, or was it Dr. Ima Hogg or Dr. Amanda Hugginkis

18 posted on 08/28/2004 7:14:14 AM PDT by SengirV
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"I could sense an uneasiness in the delivery room as George Walker Bush entered the world at the New Haven Hospital", Dr. Jorgen said.

Was that a hypocrite oath, or Hippocratic oath they took... Probably both.

19 posted on 08/28/2004 7:14:30 AM PDT by Tax Government (Citizen of the United SOVEREIGN State of America -- a federation, not an empire.)
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To: Rebelbase

This is OUTRAGEOUS! We must outright ban pediatricians now!


20 posted on 08/28/2004 7:15:00 AM PDT by xrp
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