Posted on 08/27/2004 7:44:36 AM PDT by Wolfstar
Come away with me and dream of glory...
(While we're dreaming, maybe I can figure out how to eat a – what did they call it? – a corn dog.)
Then, just to prove that this was no fluke...
I'll do it again!
No! Wait! Maybe if I toss it underhand...
Uufff...and again. (Why does that cowboy from Crawford make it look so easy?)
Well, if you insist...one more time.
So THAT'S how you do it. (Are you sure those are high school kids?)
I think I'll give up on this football thing...
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040825/capt.wilr10108252223.kerry_wilr101.jpg")
...and take up boxing.
I'll get Edwards to do the other jock stuff. By the way, where IS Edwards these days. Last I heard, he was doing that Holloween boogy man gig. (Get me that aide who said Edwards' pretty face would be an asset!)
At least Edwards can't upstage my arm movements.
Let me think about this some more. (Why does my nose itch so much?)
I got it! Let's junk this jock-a-day stuff (can't keep up with that cowboy, anyway). I'll appear on stage with old honest Abe. Just me and a bust of Lincoln. It will be such a subtle touch, nobody will get that I'm comparing myself to him. The stage will be dark except for one spotlight on me (of course) and one on my man, Abe. That's the ticket! (Now, how to break the news to Edwards.)
You know, generally speaking, I'm not fond of the tactic of cherry picking unpleasant photos of someone to make a point. I mean, you're in the public eye, LOTS of pictures get taken, you're bound to look goofy in some of them. But this guy -- he never looks anything BUT goofy! He's got the weirdest body presence I've ever seen.
George Bush has as much chance of winning this election as I do of getting by a snowball in August. SPLATTTTT!
Move south and forgetabout snowballs. Bush rocks!
would you settle for being hit by a bag of ice?
Tell you what.
You bend over...
And I'll shove a block of dry ice where the sun don't shine. It couldn't do you any harm, your brain is already on ice.
SORRY! Friendly fire.
I ment THAT for hflynn.
My bad...
bump TO SUPPORT THE NEW SWIFT VETS AD AND GEORGE BUSH... http://swift2.he.net/~swift2/gardner2.mpg
Gotta bump the DORK pics
Take another look at picture #1 and send me another response.
WHEN YOU NEED A LAWYER WHO CAN CHANNEL....
In the words of Homor Simpson:
"WOOOO HOOOOOO!"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
It's a Buddhist thing. He thinks he's the Dali Lama.
Ping!
He seems to love those darkened stages with a few spotlights on him. Probably advice from his Hollyweird consultants. It might work for Britney Spears, but all it does for Kerry is accentuate his angular body and feathres.
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