[xzins]

To be honest, I'm afraid of our basement at the church. It has recently flooded and was an old, moldy place long before I arrived. That's why we're building a new building.

When we tear it down, no telling how many bodies might come floating to the top.

There might even be a few skeletons rattling a few closets in that old building.

[GoLightly]

For some reason, I always call basements in old buildings "cellars". The ick & spiders can then automatically implied. Don't ask me why though. lol