And, said he correcting his own absent-mindedness, the actual wording of Nimzovich's famed ''aaauuughh'' one-sentence rant, perhaps the equivalent of the Dean scream in an earlier age, (charitably ignoring, natch, that Nimzovich was exceptionally competent while Dean is unquestionably a whack job), as reported by both Edward Lasker and the incomparable Capablanca, among a number of others (all of whom were present) -- ''WHY must **I** lose to this idiot?!''
Sorry, Charlie.
Naughtius' imaginary history.
N: Why must I lose to this idiot!?
Opponent: Because, you see, when you moved your knight there, I moved my queen there, and then I called "check" so you had to move your king and ...