Naughtius' imaginary history.
N: Why must I lose to this idiot!?
Opponent: Because, you see, when you moved your knight there, I moved my queen there, and then I called "check" so you had to move your king and ...
However, that might have been ill-advised to say to Nimzovich. Despite his relatively small stature, he had the physique of a bodybuilder and was remarkably strong. He was also famously noted for his short temper.
Take your chances, mate (g!).