[Rummyfan]

Ahhh, the first signs of a resounding victory and panic in the Kerry camp. But I'm really curious as to what stunt Max Cleland will pull next???

[TASMANIANRED]

"Max Cleland will pull next???"

Kerry will roll him on stage in a wheelbarrow.

Cleland will be carrying the footballs onstage and they will proceed to toss a few.

Kerry will then kiss him, on the mouth lovingly.

He then proceeded to tap dance while singing the Ava Maria.

Of course Kerry figures that will get him the vetran vote, the gay vote, the black vote and the catholics.

[Notwithstanding]

He has his Larry Flynt imitation down pretty good now.

Maybe he has a future in publishing?

Every Dim president has to have a wheelchair bound pornographer waiting around ready to pull cheap stunts on a momment's notice.

[Ciexyz]

Now the Pubbies have to focus on stopping voter fraud. Every Freeper who is able to do so, should contact their local Republican HQ and volunteer. We have to have at least TWO Republican poll watchers at every polling station, so that one can spell the other for bathroom breaks. If there's just one poll watcher, then the Democrats can lie and claim 200 voters came in and voted while the person took a bathroom break, and who's to say it didn't happen?

Also we have to be available after the polls close so the Dems don't start voting the names in the book that haven't voted.