I can sympathize. But, I have to tell you . . . there is a whole generation of voters out there that hear the name "Bo Derek" and think it's referring to what some southern belle calls her boyfriend, who plays 2nd Base for the Yankees!
And, I think I may have to do some research here. I'm 27 years old, and I don't think I've ever heard of Rachel Welsh. (You don't mean Raquel Welch, do you?)
"(You don't mean Raquel Welch, do you?)"
I do! sorry, Something under the desk raised the keyboard while I was thinking of her and trying to type. LOL