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KERRY SAYS HE MEETS LOTSA GLAD-HANDERS IN URINALS (better stay outta NJ Turnpike rest rooms)
8/25/04
Posted on 08/25/2004 6:57:38 AM PDT by Liz
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To: tioga
I borrowed your flush picture.
FLUSH ME
Touch Me, the Doors
Kerry singing to Edwards
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Now flush me hey.
Can't you see, the Johns are full today.
What was that promise that we made.
I can't remember what we said.
What was that promise that we made.
Now I'm gonna flip flop,
Because I dont have a brain.
I'm gonna flip flop,
Till they vote the other guy,
Not you and I.
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Now flush me hey.
Can't you see, the Johns are full today.
What was that promise that we made.
I can't remember what we said.
What was that promise that we made.
Now I'm gonna flip flop,
Because I dont have a brain.
I'm gonna flip flop,
Till they vote the other guy,
Not you and I.
Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/25/2004
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posted on
08/25/2004 7:42:58 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: olde north church
ROTFLMAO!! You beat me to it.
But even AlGore ought to wash his hands.
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posted on
08/25/2004 7:48:19 AM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(A Progressive is only a Liberal with an Earl Scheib paintjob.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
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posted on
08/25/2004 7:48:38 AM PDT
by
tioga
(Flush the johns in '04!)
To: Liz
The guy was on a comedy show and the line was supposed to be funny! Gosh, can't you guys lighten up and join John in the locker room for a little of this bonding type humor? Geeez.
To: tioga
I didn't think you'd mind. I am really stuck on Doors tunes lately. I guess it's all the Viet Nam talk.
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posted on
08/25/2004 7:51:37 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: Conspiracy Guy; All
Great, all this urinal talk, I've got to go "drain the lizard" brb!
To: olde north church
I was at a urinal once taking care of business, and Tom "Dung Heap" Harkin walked in and took the urinal next to me. I immediately zipped up.
He said, "Shy bladder, huh?"
I said, "No, everytime you Democrats see something big, privately owned, and well functioning, you want to tax and regulate it. I didn't want to give you any ideas."
To: olde north church
Hope everything comes out OK.
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posted on
08/25/2004 7:57:28 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: olde north church; All
Do you think he has someone to hold it for him? Maybe that's what he means when he says he's in touch with the common man? or someone's in touch with him.
To: Registered
Hey, John, a note of caution. When you started your convention speech by saying you were "reporting for duty," the gay community may have got the wrong idea. Reg should be good for 1-2 photoshopped pics on this. LOL.
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posted on
08/25/2004 7:58:05 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Lockbar
Sounds good to me, Dr Frankenstein.
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posted on
08/25/2004 8:00:10 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: finnigan2
Bonding?
Oh, I thought you said JFK was engaging in "bondage"........LOL.
32
posted on
08/25/2004 8:09:10 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
maybe he'll quit fondling the Breckgirl in every photo op from now on
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posted on
08/25/2004 8:14:58 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: Chode
I am so tempted to post some of those photoshopped pics, LOL.
34
posted on
08/25/2004 9:31:35 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
Well, after all he is the French-urine Candidate.
35
posted on
08/25/2004 9:41:09 AM PDT
by
Go_Raiders
("Being able to catch well in a crowd just means you can't get open, that's all." -- James Lofton)
To: Liz
funny thing is, i don't know which are more damning... the ones that were shopped or the ones that weren't
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posted on
08/25/2004 9:55:26 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: Liz
"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said.Uh, John, all those gays see you on TV making googly-eyes at John Edwards and assume, well, you know...
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posted on
08/25/2004 9:57:04 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: Liz
"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said.Shaking hands in public restrooms, Lurch? Now I see why Teresa always grimaces when you try and kiss her. The germs!
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posted on
08/25/2004 9:58:59 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: Liz
Heh, heh, heh..
Now he's John "McGreevying" Kerry?
39
posted on
08/25/2004 10:04:32 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Who are all these mimes, why are they in the woods, and did you know they taste like chicken?)
To: Liz
Massachusetts rest stops along I-91 are mini-nudist camps for these gender-challenged trolls. These are not the kind that yearn to be married either.
In MA... the state police are told to leave them alone unless they create a ruckus.
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posted on
08/25/2004 10:07:39 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“Issue is in doubt.” -Maj. Devereux USMC. Wake Island, 1941)
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