[dirtboy]

"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said.

Uh, John, all those gays see you on TV making googly-eyes at John Edwards and assume, well, you know...

[Liz]

I hear Kerry is working on a position paper......if elected, he will pass a law that will pipe in Broadway show tunes into all turnpike urinals.