I bet Kerry is expecting another purple heart for falling off his bicycle.
Kerrys version: "I was pedalling my gruelling daily 35 kilometres when I saw a helpless abandoned cat on the busy 4 lane highway. I risked life and limb to save that cat. One second later and that cat would have been flatter than a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker."
Real version: Kerry forgot his training wheels when Terezza let him out to play.
Dr.'s Howard, Howard, and Fien, who treated Kerry in the ER were quoted as saying, "The guy demanded an MRI for falling off a bike as a precaution. We had to give him a sticker before he was willing to leave. What a weenie."
Dr.'s Howard, Howard, and Fien, who treated Kerry in the ER were quoted as saying, "The guy demanded an MRI for falling off a bike as a precaution. We had to give him a sticker before he was willing to leave. What a weenie."