And here's the Dork trying to suck up to some sweet young girl on the way over to Liberty Island -- and she doesn't appear to want anything to do with him. Notice how everyone seems so grim. Being in Kerry's presence must be just a barrel of laughs.
Earlier in the day, the nation's #1 Dweeb appeared at Cooper Union with a not-so-subtle bust of Abe Lincoln sharing the stage (Sheesh! Talk about hokey. "Hi, I'm John Kerry, and it's no accident I almost look like Honest Abe. Why, we're practically related!"):
