[Casloy]

"hip-hop mogul turned politico Russell Simmons, who pulled Kerry aside for a stern tete-à-tete on how better to relate to the voters."

Kerry probably had a "deer in the headlights" stare as he thought, "I hope this negro isn't going to mug me."

[Liz]

Kerry's having to hobnob with the lower classes musta been a royal pain.

[reagan_fanatic]

"hip-hop mogul turned politico Russell Simmons, who pulled Kerry aside for a stern tete-à-tete on how better to relate to the voters."

Kerry probably had a "deer in the headlights" stare as he thought, "I hope this negro isn't going to mug me."

Don't worry. I'm sure Kerry will feel sorry for him and maybe hire him as his pool boy, chauffeur or golf caddy.