[The Scourge of Yazid]

Chris Matthews:

WHY DON'T PEOPLE HERE LIKE ME? I'M THE MOST CHARMING LOUDMOUTHED BASTARD IN ALL OF CABLE NEWS! I'M SO FRIGGIN' SUAVE THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE DOGS HUMPING MY LEGS. THEY HEAR THE ULTRA-SENSITVE WAVES EMMITED BY MY HIGHPITCHED SQUEAL. WHYTHEHELLAMIUSINGPUNCTUATION?!!I'MCHRISMATTHEWSDAMMIT!!!!NEXT ON DOUCHEBA-UH! I MEAN, NEXT ON HARDBALL...

Patented T.S.O.Y. Matthews bitch slap. Taking order #4,459.

NEXT!

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

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[Watery Tart]

I think we found "The Listener" for HAIRBALL. The ratings spike, of course, when the likes of Michelle are "guests" on his "show," elevate him into the positive integers -- briefly -- but then they go right back to normal.

Now, if he would have asked her about her BOOK (which they used as a "clever" ruse to get her there), the host would have a shred of credibility (until it came time to debate, that is).

And to think, his was the only 24-hour news show available on my cable at the time of the recount. *shudders at the memory*