Trust me, hijacking this thread is no big loss. We were just playing a late-night game of "bait the troll." Your comments about handguns were much more interesting, thanks for them - and for noticing the Dirty Harry reference. :)
Da! We are conquering diss thread, you little Menshevik punk!
(Czar and Czarina order the Russian army to wage costly battle against Turkish freepers over the Crimea. Turks make pact with British contingent on FreeRepublic, declare jihad against Russian freepers.)