[Senator Pardek]

In a park nearby another man, inexplicably attired in a red minidress...

"Inexplicably"?

Mind you - this is the Lower East Side.

[NYC GOP Chick]

In a park nearby another man, inexplicably attired in a red minidress...

"Inexplicably"?

Mind you - this is the Lower East Side.

Was that you -- after you left your metrosexual hair-do place?

[MediaMole]

In a park nearby another man, inexplicably attired in a red minidress...

"Inexplicably"?

Mind you - this is the Lower East Side.

Even the writer knew that the guy should have been wearing his "little black dress." It's correct for any occasion.