[Shryke]

Dammit DS, you had to go and spoil it with that PDF.

On the other hand, I have experienced gravitational anomolies when I was a younger man: a large inhale of a clove cigarette appears to increase local gravity by a factor of 5. Quite an experience.

[PatrickHenry]

... you had to go and spoil it ...

You want gravitational anomalies? Here you go: Tibetan Sound Levitation Of Large Stones.