I TOLD YOU! These traitorous bastards will turn on your ass, if you do not shower them with a steady diet of verbal, psychological and physical abuse. I realize now, submerging their heads into a vat of sulfuric acid was a trifle excessive. I know, I know. I got caught up in de moment from time to time. BUT THEY NEED TO LEARN! Do not mess with Uday. Now, I do not even have those little blue pills to help me get boner. THIS IS HELL, BRO-HAM! I tell you, NOT DE SLIGHTEST HINT OF ERECTION! OWWEEE!!! Stop doing that, Shaitan. It hurts like a motha!
(Lucifer jabs Uday in the butt with pitchfork, ordering him to log off of FreeRepublic. Uday returns to his prior task, shoveling feces into the mouth of his younger brother, Qusay.)
Look for a new thread tonight or early tomorrow, where you can cast a ballot for your favorite "Scourge" Internet persona.
-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)
According to Dante, the second circle of Hell was for the Lustful, who are blown about in a great tornado. Uday and Qasay belong at the very least in Circle Seven, Round One (The Violent; boiled in a lake of blood, depth determined by the magnitude of their sins), or one of the bolgias of the Eighth Circle, namely those reserved for Evil Counselors (burning in flames from head to toe) or the Sowers of Discord (chopped to pieces by a demon; chopped up again soon as they heal). Vomiting feces is reserved for Flatterers (also Eighth Circle); I'm sure they have a place of Dis-honor waiting for Baghdad Bob.