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To: OKSooner
Your wish is my command:

You can cut and paste into a Word Doc, then expand it so it can be seen from a distance, then print out on good paper, and then put it on your car for the evening drive time home tonight in traffic, all before the sun sets. All in a days work.

537 posted on 08/20/2004 3:05:27 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Hitlery Recently Seen Throwing Banana Peels in Front of Kerry and Edwards' Residences)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

Hey, AIT, thought you might like this...I got another Kerry email from a USMC retired...said it was going around at Kerry's VFW flop. I'm on a layover and will be leaving shortly, so have a great day one and all...

>>>>LOSER KERRY JOKE ALERT>>>>

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.


He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would
like to go in and meet with President Kerry.

" The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here.

" The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.



The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry".



The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."



The man thanked him and again walked away..



The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."



The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,

"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"



The old man answered, "Oh, I understand.





I just love hearing it."



The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,

"See you tomorrow Sir".

>>>LOL<<<

God bless America, our troops and George W. Bush...


566 posted on 08/20/2004 3:13:39 PM PDT by ApesForEvolution (DemocRATS are communists and want to destroy America only to replace it with the USSA)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

Muchas Arigato.


579 posted on 08/20/2004 3:17:01 PM PDT by OKSooner
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To: AmericanInTokyo; All
Here's a link to eBay where there are several copies available for aution or purchase.

Unfit for Command

732 posted on 08/20/2004 4:33:06 PM PDT by mass55th ( “Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.”)
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