Posted on 08/20/2004 1:51:22 PM PDT by jim_g_goldwing
Teresa Heinz-Kerry gave reporters an earful Thursday, telling a Wendy’s cook to “go to hell” in five different languages.
During a campaign stop in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania, Heniz- Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, ordered a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. Campaign aides say the burger was “soggy” and “lacked sufficient mayonnaise.”
Ms. Heinz-Kerry took two bites, threw the burger down on her tray, and “stormed up to the register” with “a look that could’ve burned a hole in the ozone layer.”
She immediately called out the cook, Casimir Budzinski, and proceeded to call him “very nasty words in English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Italian.”
This latest Teresa tirade comes less than two weeks after her speech at the Democratic National Convention in Boston, where she addressed confused onlookers in the aforementioned five languages.
“Ol’ Cas emigrated from Poland about a month ago, so it was all Greek to him,” said an anonymous Wendy’s spokesman. Mr. Budzinski apparently knows limited English: mainly the basic condiments and some rudimentary kitchen commands, including “Hurry the hell up...this friggin’ car’s been at the drive-thru window for ten minutes!”
The trip turned out to be a disaster for the Kerry/Edwards ticket. Mr. Kerry, who has a growing reputation as a flip-flopper, “took about a half-hour to decide whether or not he wanted mustard on his burger” and consequently “turned everybody behind him in line into Bush supporters,” Kerry campaign aides said.
It's a fast food restaurant. Casimir Budzinski? The fact that the staff wasn't Hispanic should have been the give-away.
Nah, Mrs. Heinz-sKerry is still locked in her room in Flagstaff AZ.
Still no word on who actually locked said door....
I can't stand that woman. She is reason why feminism can take a hike.
Is this from the Onion? (And no, I don't mean onions on the burger without enough mayonaise).
This is not real is it?
What a class act she is, just what this country needs a rich, arrogant, big mouth spoiled moron as America's first lady (??).
RockinRight wrote:
I think John F-in and Therezzzza are both loose cannons.
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