Posted on 08/20/2004 1:51:22 PM PDT by jim_g_goldwing
Teresa Heinz-Kerry gave reporters an earful Thursday, telling a Wendy’s cook to “go to hell” in five different languages.
During a campaign stop in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania, Heniz- Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, ordered a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. Campaign aides say the burger was “soggy” and “lacked sufficient mayonnaise.”
Ms. Heinz-Kerry took two bites, threw the burger down on her tray, and “stormed up to the register” with “a look that could’ve burned a hole in the ozone layer.”
She immediately called out the cook, Casimir Budzinski, and proceeded to call him “very nasty words in English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Italian.”
This latest Teresa tirade comes less than two weeks after her speech at the Democratic National Convention in Boston, where she addressed confused onlookers in the aforementioned five languages.
“Ol’ Cas emigrated from Poland about a month ago, so it was all Greek to him,” said an anonymous Wendy’s spokesman. Mr. Budzinski apparently knows limited English: mainly the basic condiments and some rudimentary kitchen commands, including “Hurry the hell up...this friggin’ car’s been at the drive-thru window for ten minutes!”
The trip turned out to be a disaster for the Kerry/Edwards ticket. Mr. Kerry, who has a growing reputation as a flip-flopper, “took about a half-hour to decide whether or not he wanted mustard on his burger” and consequently “turned everybody behind him in line into Bush supporters,” Kerry campaign aides said.
Jr. Bacon Cheese??? That's on the 99 cent menu. Billionair B*&ch should just order another if she doesn't like it.
I think John F-in and Therezzzza are both loose cannons.
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Good Ol' Cas, guess he is a 'publican now. Also the line of asking for the CHEF at a Wendys was great.
Pure class here. Wouldn't we just love her as first lady!
At first I missed that this was satire. Its too believeable!
When were you going to tell people that it's a parody site?
This IS a spoof, right?
Wheweee Democrats, why not take a pass on this one and vote for a tried and true American - President George W. Bush........
Damn I missed the source too. It's just so believable tho!
this is only about 15 minutes or so from where I am... it's also only a stones throw up the road from Fox Chapel, location of Therezzzzza's sprawling estate...
Yes... unbelievable... first that they're eating at Wendy's... second that it takes 'em 30 minutes to decide what they'll eat... and third, that she has the brass iron "you know what's" to complain about her friggin burger...
This, folks, is what we'll be saddled with if Scary Kerry were to be elected... let's hope, pray and work to ensure that W will prevail!
It was really the Hunts ketchup on the burger that set her off!!
Satire!? Darn!
TerAYsa needs more mayonnaise like her husband needs another angry Swiftvet.
running with his tail between his legs...
I was pulled in... hook, line, and sinker...
red-faced...
I knew it was a parody because the fine palates of the Kerrys couldn't endure another Wendy's meal - not that they actually ate the first one at the photo-op.
I immediately recognized this a parody because John and Terroriza always order the Chili.
looks like the Dims are imploding.
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