Posted on 08/20/2004 10:05:03 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback
Scramble, scramble, scramble! Freepers man your planes!
The Breck Girl is inbound to your sector! Here is your intercept data:
Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards is scheduled to make four campaign appearances in Wisconsin on Sunday and Monday.
Edwards will speak at an event billed as a block party on Milwaukee's south side Sunday evening, Gov. Jim Doyle announced Thursday in a conference call with reporters.
On Monday, Edwards will speak at a town hall meeting in Racine, then go on to the Fox River Valley for an afternoon "conversation" with a group of voters and to a rally in La Crosse in the evening.
Locations and times of each appearance were not released Thursday.
Doyle said a focal point of the Edwards appearances would be the contrast between the Democratic positions on health care issues and the positions of Bush and his administration. He said Edwards would talk about such things as large recent increases in health insurance premiums; Bush administration opposition to allowing cheaper drugs to be imported from Canada; and the Democratic position in favor of broad research on stem cells.
Doyle said Edwards also would talk about the economy, education policy and the war on terrorism.
"Global reach, baby! Let's go get him!"
Alright Wisconsin, make sure this commie gets followed everywhere he goes until he leaves your airspace! Eagles Up and safe flying!
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Edwards says: "First thing we do, let's sue all the doctors!"
Edwards: Dan Quayle with a better hairstylist.
Doctors suck! Vote Kerry/Edwards!
Like high medical bills?
Thank Edwards and his trial lawyer buddies!
Hard to find a good OB/GYN? Thank John Edwards!
Vote Kerry-Hutz!
(include picture of Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons)
Edwards is Lionel Hutz.
His health care plan is Doctor Nick.
Edward's head: Pretty hair, but nothing in there.
Two Americas? Sounds divisive...
There's only one America, and you're unfit for it!
Benedict Arnold and the Breck Girl--Tasty pick!
For someone who dislikes abortion, Edwards votes for it a lot!
Burqa babes for Edwards!
What's your platform today, Senator Edwards?
Kerry/Edwards: We'll raise your taxes and sue your ass off!
Use a red, white and blue edge on the sign and these words:
KERRY/EDWARDS PATRIOTISM:
RED ideology
WHITE flag-waving
BLUE-bloods
Vote Kerry/Edwards.
Who needs chemotherapy anyway?
(That one will provoke some questions. Here's the answer: The Kerry/Edwards idea for getting everyone insured is basically modified HillaryCare, which was basically modified Canadian socialized medicine. In Canada, six month waiting lists for chemo and major surgeries are common, and many Canadian patients end up coming south to US hospitals and paying for their chemo and radiation out of their own pocket.)
You know, Edwards: Big teeth, chases ambulances, channels the souls of babies in court...
I hadn't seen his mug in awhile - I thought maybe Kerry had forgotton about him (I know I have).
You do make an excellent point. The Breck Girl has been wotking the stumps like a madman, but the press barely covers him. Why?
BTTT!!!!!!
Irrelevance, that's why. He doesn't help the cause of getting Kerry elected, thus the media looks elsewhere for stories.
Anyone know where Kerry is today?
He was supposed to be in Stuebenville OH, but cancelled earlier this week claiming schedule conflicts.
Well, there's coming back to the US and giving aid and comfort to More Bush = more naked butt pyramids
No whamo, I'm sure the naked butt pyramids will still occur in your apartment every Friday night whether Bush is re-elected or not.
As usual, it's 100% "Bush is bad because I don't understand asymetric warfare" and 0% "Kerry will make a good President." What an endorsement!
John Edwards is still alive?
I think he's that guy on tv that talks to dead people.
Can there be a bigger display of incompetence than to lead your country into a war on bogus intelligence?
Well, if Bush was incompetent, then so was Kerry (saw the same data and supported war to the hilt until Howard Dean got traction), Tommy Franks, General Kimmon, Hosni Mubarak, Prince Abdullah of Jordan, every major intelligence service (including those of Russia, France and Germany) and a list of Democrat Sentors, congresscritters and Clinton cabinet memebrs as long as my arm.
As for big displays of incompetence...Well, there's coming back to the US and giving aid and comfort to our enemies during the Vietnam War, giving the North "excuses" to torture our guys at the Hanoi Hilton. There's going to Nicaragua to kiss up to the Sandinistas (because you think Reagan's the problem, even though the Sandinistas are building concentration camps, playing tonsil hockey with the PLO and cutting missionaries' ears off) and getting used by them for propaganda while they run to the Soviets to make a $200 million aid deal. There's claiming you spent Christmas in Cambodia when you didn't. There's filing an after-action report claiming five dead VC and publishing a book claiming you really killed an innocent father and his young child. There's getting lost and ending up deep in VC territory after leaving your post to catch the Bob Hope Christmas show. There's believing that 55 advisors on the ground in El Salvador is aggression and a brigade of Cubans, PLO advisors, gaggles of Soviet tanks and Hind helicopters are peace oriented. There's trying to deny Army an anti-tank helicopter and an updated tank when they're facing down 50,000 Soviet tanks in Germany. There's opposing just about every new weapons system proposed during his Senate tenure. There's supporting the idiotic nuclear freeze. There's missing 75% of the Intel Committee meetings. There's asking for massive cuts in the Intel budgets right after the first WTC bombing. There's participating in the Winter Soldier Investigation, which means he was either duped or a traitor. There's publishing a book identifying the Japanese Yakuza as the terror threat of the next century and then running radio ads claiming that was a "plan to fight terror" well before September 11th. There's voting for (and even designing one part of ) the Patriot Act and then campaigning on a promise to kill it. There's sending soldiers off to the other side of the planet to fight and then refusing to send them the money they need. There's voting against body armor for the troops and then blaming Bush for lack of body armor. There's the incompetence of blasting planned troop reductions in Korea and Germany two weeks after you said they were exactly what you'd do. There's saying "foreign leaders" told you they want Bush out when you had no contacts with foreign leaders.
Shall I go on? The man is either a traitor or a blithering idiot, but he is not remotely fit to be commander-in-chief.
Why are there only 18,000 in Afganistan where the terrorists are from and over 100,000 where the oil is?
Once upon a time, there were terrorists harbored, trained and funded in Afghanistan, a nation with a $3.65 billion GNP. Nineteen of them used boxcutters to kill 3,000 of us in about 90 minutes, and screw up our $7 trillion economy. Now, when another regime refuses to stop harboring, training and funding terrorists, you claim the only possible reason we would want to go there and stop them is to get oil that Saddam would have sold us at fire sale prices anyway. Yeah, that's real smart thinking. It must be so much easier to sort out the world's problems when you just ignore pesky little factors like economics and actual tactical reality.
More Bush = more naked butt pyramids
No whamo, I'm sure the naked butt pyramids will still occur in your apartment every Friday night whether Bush is re-elected or not. Don't forget to buy those condoms in bulk, cutie-pie.
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