what a great perfectly written piece... as I said on another thread...it's OBVIOUS ...there is NO DOUBT Bush will win all 50 states...he's the man!
But then there’s that conveniently ignored fact that the networks’ call of Florida for Bush an hour before the polls closed in the heavily conservative Florida panhandle might
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Prefectly written maybe except for the little misstatement. The networks called Florida for Gore early before the polls closed in the panhandle not Bush as it says. Still I know what you mean it is a clever column.
Bush might not win Taxachuttssess and other New England states. Nor can he count on Fairyland, even though that state was glad to send the Sniper team down here in Virginia to face genuine justice. I'm not sure about Ohio either: they are so busy turning parents into sunburn felons out there. But as for the almost-sane states, Bush will win, like I've been telling people since Howard Dean.
[add to tagline: "and who takes pills for the CIA to keep his skin dark for covert operations"]