Kerry Fingers Sexy Stars

AIM Today ^ | August 17, 2004

[KangarooJacqui]

For the headline alone, I think this qualifies for the...

[Bob J]

"He also considers Marilyn Monroe the sexiest starlet from his youth."

And if it wasn't for Bobby, sKerry could have been even more like JFK.

[OpusatFR]

How tawdry.

The elitist letting down his hair and pretending to ape the rest of America. Apparently he thinks babes, booze, and arse-scratching while trailerese-speaking English is the way to garner votes with Joe Sixpack.

How condescending.

What is the equivalent for a white trash northerner with a sprung sofa on the sagging front porch?

Too bad he and Ter-A-XA didn't inherit manners along with money. Pity that those who carry the old names like Forbes are just so much gum and spittle now.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Kerry Fingers Sexy Stars

I beg your pardon...

[Psalm 73]

"He confidently added his wife....to the list describing her as flirty, sassy....."

Nice way to talk about your wife in an interview - what a classy guy.

[mikrofon]

(Agent w/ light): "Roger that, we can confirm -- the hair is painted on..."

[Samwise]

Clintonesque would include cigar references.

[onedoug]

What's Kerry's take on his first wife?

[Uncle Vlad]

"The elitist letting down his hair and pretending to ape the rest of America. Apparently he thinks babes, booze, and arse-scratching while trailerese-speaking English is the way to garner votes with Joe Sixpack."

Perhaps he figures, "It worked for Bill Clinton..."

[avg_freeper]

Only a dork like Kerry could lose Maureen Dowd's vote.