Kerry Fingers Sexy Stars

AIM Today ^ | August 17, 2004

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Presidential hopeful John Kerry let down that plastic "Ken doll" hair recently with a GQ editor for "A Beer With John Kerry" article. The Democrat talked about everything from family and sports to Bob Dylan and Huck Finn. The juiciest part of the "drinking session" was when he pointed out his picks for sexiest female. He named Charlize Theron and Catherine Zeta-Jones. He also considers Marilyn Monroe the sexiest starlet from his youth. He confidently added his wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry to the list describing her as flirty, sassy, smart and challenging. He's got that political response down!

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[Uncle Vlad]

That headline absolutely creeps me out--I just went visual!

[Old Sarge]

That title, I agree - it just sounds Clintonesque!

[cajungirl]

The headline makes me think about high school. Oh Lord, change it please.

[stylin_geek]

Wow, Theresa and John really know how to enjoy and connect to the masses!! Or, is that a look of sheer horror on their faces?

A beer with Kerry? Please, no real beer drinking American is going to believe that Sen. John Kerry drinks beer on a regular basis.

[US admirer]

You know the rules. No modifying the headlines.

[MadIvan]

The headline on this is absolutely evil. What made you post this?

SATAN?!?

Regards, Ivan

[KangarooJacqui]

The headline makes me think about high school. Oh Lord, change it please.

*juvenile laughter from the back row*

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. This either needs moving to the Smoky Backroom post-haste or a slightly less suggestive title.

*More juvenile laughter*

[Conspiracy Guy]

Dylan? Here is a Dylan song about Kerry!



Changing with the Wind
Sung to Blowing in the Wind

How many times must he flip flop and flip,
Before he takes a firm stand?
How many lies must he tell about Nam,
Before we all call his hand?
How many times can he vote pro and con,
Before he is totally canned?
His answer my friend, is changing with the wind.
His answer is changing with the wind.

How many times will he say George Bush lied,
Before he tells us a fact?
How many times must I hear him drone on,
And still my ears stay intact?
How many deaths did he cause there in Nam,
With all his appeasements at home?
The answer and trend, John Kerry's not our friend,
The answer's John Kerry's not our friend.

How many terms could John Kerry serve,
Before America's gone?
How many days before he would cave in,
Afraid to protect our home?
How many weeks till he gave us away,
And let the UN take the throne?
The answer my friend, we'd twist in the wind,
The answer is we'd twist in the wind.

Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004

[Lockbar]

He better trim those ugly long gay nails before he touches anybody!

[Fintan]

He also considers Marilyn Monroe the sexiest starlet from his youth.

 

There's a shocker.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

"Eww, ewww...EWWW! John, get these peasants AWAY from me!"

[sweetliberty]

That headline is just wrong!

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"He also considers Marilyn Monroe the sexiest starlet from his youth."

I had a thing for Judy Jetson myself.

[AmericanChef]

Eeeeeewwwwwwww.

[rintense]

What a horrible headline.

[NonValueAdded]

Please note that the headline is from America online Instant Messenger and NOT Accuracy In Media. For any of you still using AOL, it would be interesting to see whether or not that headline makes it past their obscenity filters for your kid's accounts. And then complain loudly about the double entendre.

[KangarooJacqui]

That photo, combined with that headline, just screams "OUCH!" in a big way.

[sarasota]

Terry looks like she has a milk mustache in that photo.

[Graybeard58]

I had a thing for Judy Jetson myself.

She was supposedly sixteen when the show began in '62, so she was born in 1946. One year younger than I am. She's really put on the weight since then and is now one very dumpy granma.

On the other hand, Wilma Flinstone has really kept her girlish figure even though she's a lot older than Judy.