[Boiler Plate]

"top, top secret"

That's it just "top top secret"?! Man my grandma does those. Now if it was Super Duper, Triple Double Dare Ya, Cross my Heart and Break your Mother's back Secret, well then I guess it would have to be true.

[JasonC]

Well, it is the special kind of double top secret that can't be confirmed by any other living soul, let alone any actual record. Also known as, "a delusion about a real life Apocylpse Now role, used once to impress people at a party, and towered into the skies since".