[JasonC]

Well, it is the special kind of double top secret that can't be confirmed by any other living soul, let alone any actual record. Also known as, "a delusion about a real life Apocylpse Now role, used once to impress people at a party, and towered into the skies since".

[Boiler Plate]

Oh I see, it is the "Top Top Secret" that is usaully followed with "Do want fries with that?"