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(humor break) George Bush looks like a fool for false claims on website
dfu | 8-2004 | dfu

Posted on 08/17/2004 1:26:36 PM PDT by doug from upland

Edited on 08/17/2004 1:37:26 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

It is not only John Kerry who puts out false information. On Kerry's website was info that was hurredly removed that claimed the candidate was the Vice Chair of the Intelligence Committee. Whoops. That was actually Bob Kerrey. In fact, John attended very few of the very important public or private meetings.

Now comes a snafu that has the Bush campaign reeling. It could seriously damage the credibility of the President.

Like Kerry, apparently the president has had trouble with the truth. Just removed from his website were claims that Bush has 4 Winston Cup victories, was runner-up in 2001 for Winston Cup rookie of the year, won the pole position for the 2001 Southern 500 at Darlington, won four Craftsman Truck races, and was the 1999 Featherlite Southwest Tour chamption.

George Bush has, in fact, done none of those things. It is a total fabrication, and he and his campaign should be ashamed of themselves for the blatant lies.

It turns out that the person with the driving resume is actually Kurt Busch. It sounds the same, but it is not spelled the same.

How could something like this happen to make the entire Bush/Cheney effort look so amateurish?


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 229; bobkerrey; bushcheney2004; idiotaides; kerry; tongueincheek
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To: doug from upland

I also understand that Karen Hughes is responsible for the DirecTV home satellite system.


41 posted on 08/17/2004 2:04:30 PM PDT by kevkrom (My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
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To: All

Here's a shocker. It turns out that Spencer Abraham did not make a Covenant with God.


42 posted on 08/17/2004 2:04:49 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland

So Mary Matalin did not win an Oscar for "Children of a Lesser God?"


43 posted on 08/17/2004 2:11:54 PM PDT by Freemyland
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To: doug from upland

It's stupid. He wouldn't have done it. Sounds
like a ringer planted in the campaign worker ranks.


44 posted on 08/17/2004 2:13:26 PM PDT by Twinkie
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To: doug from upland

GIDDYUP W !!!!

45 posted on 08/17/2004 2:15:28 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: Twinkie
It's stupid. He wouldn't have done it.

Are you kidding? He's a Craftsman Truck Series natural!

46 posted on 08/17/2004 2:17:37 PM PDT by glock rocks (What's the ugliest part of your body? I think it's your mind. - Zappa)
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To: atomicpossum
So GW is not the world's biggest beer maker, either?

No, but he does claim to be cold-filter, with a crisp, refreshing taste.....

47 posted on 08/17/2004 2:18:28 PM PDT by Onelifetogive
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To: doug from upland

I really loved Ted Olsen on "Full House." I never even realized he was actually twins!


48 posted on 08/17/2004 2:18:28 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: doug from upland

Oh hi, I just got here. Did someone say that Kurt Busch is a VIETNAM WAR VETERAN HERO WITH THREE PURPLE HEARTS??!!!


49 posted on 08/17/2004 2:18:42 PM PDT by KiloLima (Proud Infidel-American. Any questions?)
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To: My2Cents

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


50 posted on 08/17/2004 2:19:28 PM PDT by lawgirl (is RNC bound! W here I come!)
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To: WestCoastGal
I heard "W" was ready and waiting in the pits to take over the #20 car when Tony Stewart became ill during the Watkins Glen this past week.

Could you imagine John Kerry doing that??? If he crashed, he'd blame his Secret Service Agent for bumping him, then taking the air off his spoiler.....

51 posted on 08/17/2004 2:21:19 PM PDT by Onelifetogive
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To: My2Cents; Registered

Registered, you should redo the Air Force One at Daytona picture with the Halliburton corporate logo on the plane. That ought to put the Deaniacs into high warble...


52 posted on 08/17/2004 2:21:49 PM PDT by Poohbah (If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
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To: Poohbah

LMAO... and Enron.


53 posted on 08/17/2004 2:25:17 PM PDT by glock rocks (What's the ugliest part of your body? I think it's your mind. - Zappa)
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To: doug from upland

54 posted on 08/17/2004 2:29:05 PM PDT by spodefly (This post meets the minimum daily requirements for cynicism and irony.)
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To: malia

It's not a hat in the President's briefcase silly!

It's Noah's personal video copies of the first season of "Animal Planet".

Be sure and get it right, there is no room for falsehoods in presidential politics. :)


55 posted on 08/17/2004 2:29:46 PM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the Rapture, the Bush White House will be unmanned.)
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To: Onelifetogive

These are the real men!!

John F'n Kerry is the biggest doofus/dork I've ever seen. Wake up America!!

56 posted on 08/17/2004 2:44:04 PM PDT by WestCoastGal ("How do the gauges look?" -Jr "They're silver and they all have nice little red needles…" GO JR!!!!!)
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To: doug from upland
Please tell us that his dog didn't spill the secret bean recipe!

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

57 posted on 08/17/2004 3:01:11 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Conspiracy Guy

And Wesley Clark does not have a rich chocolatey taste and peanut butter crunch that is more than a delicious snack and is an American tradition.

That would be a Clark Bar.


58 posted on 08/17/2004 3:10:24 PM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." —Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: Overtaxed
Hmmmmmm . . . ?


59 posted on 08/17/2004 3:17:38 PM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." —Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: texasflower

Would that be a Bush hat?


60 posted on 08/17/2004 3:30:53 PM PDT by glock rocks (What's the ugliest part of your body? I think it's your mind. - Zappa)
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