What's cow tipping?
Cow tipping is when you go out at night when the cows are sleeping and push them over.
I think Kerry's foreign and military policy is supposed to make the U.S. a sleeping cow... So he can just dare our enemies to come on over and try and tip us over. I mean, I've always thought of America as a sleeping mammal... But I've always though of it along the lines of a metaphor about a sleeping bear or sleeping lion. A cow? My God!
No offense to any Hindus of course, the cow isn't usually hurt.