Butt-Ugliest Cars Ever Made

Netscape.com ^ | 8-16-04

[sully777]

Take A Peak At Ugliest Cars Ever Made (PHOTO GALLERY)

[Included in the list are the Edsel Citation and AMC Gremlin]

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/autos/gallery.jsp?floc=g-uglycar1&gname=uglycar&gproj=u&grurl=http%3A%2F%2Fapple.netscape.com%2Fapple.adp&photo=1

[GeronL]

SE-RO??

Not Zero??

That really is ugly... looks like some prison transport in an alien scifi film

[Major_Risktaker]

Do you like?

[GeronL]

The 1939 Rust Bucket?

[drtom]

things that are added on "just for looks" but make no sense from a practical standpoint.

You mean, kinda like Pamela Anderson?

[vger]

No actually it's a 1934 Plymouth Six two door sedan coupe estate car.

[GeronL]

1934 Plymouth Six two door sedan coupe estate car.

Well of course it is, I should have know that right away =o)

[vger]

Found that jewel on ebay under rust buckets!

[GeronL]

lol

[XBob]

1958 Oldsmobile:

[Wampus SC]

Yeah, that's a good, bad one.

I'll see that '50 Mopar and raise you an Anglia!

[Wampus SC]

"SE-RO?? Not Zero??"

I wondered about that too, since it's a Mitsubishi.

Is SE-RO Japanese for butt-ugly?

[struwwelpeter]

In a Russian worker's case, not really ;-)

Here's a better shot of that green van, called an Uazik, for the Ulyanovsk auto factory (UAZ). Lots of Soviet/Russian trucks were named for their factory (sort of like the 'MAN' buses), ie: KAMAZ, GAZ, MAZ, etc.

The worst of the Soviet auto industry had to be the Zaporozhets, an air-cooled, rear-enginned POS from Zaporozh'e, Ukraine. It is usually driven by a near-sighted old pensioner who has no insurance and no possessions other than his 'zapor' (Russian for 'constipation') and a B&W Slavutich television back at his son-in-law's apartment.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Gizmo:

(Frowns. Doesn't like other Gremlins. Likes to play with humans instead.)

GAAAAHHHHH!!!! LITE!!! GAAAHH!!!

(Gizmo hides inside of an old cardboard box. Shuts eyes.)

[GeronL]

Zero or not, it may crash and burn

[GeronL]

Isn't there also a VAZ?

[vger]

I fold!

[omniscient]

Whoops! Sorry, I thought this was the thread for butt-ugly presidential candidates.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Spokesman for Hyundai:

Yes, we're not commies. Still, our cars suck. I know, it's bizzarre. Deal with it.

[LibWhacker]

Looks like a chromed turd.

Jeez, maybe I should go to design school. Couldn't do worse , and I have ABSOLUTELY ZERO artistic talent.

[LibWhacker]

Crazy Italianos!