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Of Monsters and Men {Dave Barry!}
Miami Herald ^
| 8/15/04
| Dave Barry
Posted on 08/16/2004 7:46:00 PM PDT by TheBigB
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posted on
08/16/2004 7:46:00 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
To: Long Cut
Pingzilla List ping! How'dya miss this one, LC? :^)
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posted on
08/16/2004 7:46:35 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
To: TheBigB
3
posted on
08/16/2004 7:48:52 PM PDT
by
TomServo
("Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker and find out why they call him 'Buzz'...")
To: TheBigB
Mothra?
It was the little miniature singing twins that caused nightmares.. . . 
4
posted on
08/16/2004 7:49:12 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(Who was Madame Binh's messenger boy?)
To: TheBigB
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posted on
08/16/2004 7:50:59 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(If only hamsters could vote.......)
To: TomServo
Crow: He's got a tree! He's got a tree! This isn't the Godzilla we know!
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posted on
08/16/2004 7:54:30 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
To: TheBigB
One vote here for Gammera, the flying turtle with retro rockets in his butt.
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:01:09 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: speedy
Gamera is a friend to all children! :^)
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:04:46 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
To: TheBigB; Darksheare
Hey!! He forgot Gamera!!! You all remember the turtle with jets for legs that flew, right? I always wondered since he flew in circles, why he never puked. Hmmmmmm.
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:05:23 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(Save a Democrat! Vote Republican!)
To: TheBigB; RandallFlagg; rdb3; Jet Jaguar; JusticeTalion; Fedora; mewzilla; Godzilla; ...
PINGZILLA STOMP!!!
I caught it a few days ago, B, but I never quite got around to posting it to the "G-Thread".
Although, Barry kind of slams the Big Guy in this piece.
10
posted on
08/16/2004 8:06:34 PM PDT
by
Long Cut
(The Constitution...the NATOPS of America!)
To: TheBigB
"Hey, pull my finger."
11
posted on
08/16/2004 8:07:34 PM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
(Only 5 cents a troll? Must be too many of the varmints around here...)
To: Long Cut
True, but it's still kinda funny. ;) I think the Big G himself would laugh at this one. Then he'd roar and eat Dave. But still...
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:08:32 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
To: TheBigB; All
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:10:29 PM PDT
by
Long Cut
(The Constitution...the NATOPS of America!)
To: TheBigB
Barry's always good for some laughs, I agree. The Big G's got thick skin, anyways.
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:11:54 PM PDT
by
Long Cut
(The Constitution...the NATOPS of America!)
To: TheBigB
I had forgotten that. He was indeed nice to the kiddies. What is the official position on Mecha-Godzilla or The Smog Monster?
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:14:04 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: speedy
"Hey, I knew Godzilla. We came up through the rackets together. Booze, broads, numbers, Godzilla was a good fella and never stooled on nobody. Gamera was a girly-kaiju compared to Godzilla."
-Jet Jaguar
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:14:05 PM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
(Only 5 cents a troll? Must be too many of the varmints around here...)
To: Jonah Hex
"Get your hands off me you damn dirty cockroach!"
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:14:36 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
To: speedy
Smog Monster ("Hedorah") is evil. The movie was a psychedelic mishmash, with cartoon animations, jump cuts, and weeeird music.
And I still watch it. :)
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:16:38 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
To: TheBigB
Looks like I came to the right guy for monster info. Appreciate the word.
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:21:14 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: TheBigB
Gamera!
Gamera!
He is filled with turtle meat.
He is really good to eat.
We are eating Gameraaaaaaaaaaaah
(MST3K version of Gamera theme song....)
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