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Of Monsters and Men {Dave Barry!}
Miami Herald ^ | 8/15/04 | Dave Barry

Posted on 08/16/2004 7:46:00 PM PDT by TheBigB

Fifty years ago, it was 1954. (Research is the heart of journalism.)

Many important things happened in 1954. Dean Martin sang That's Amore, and the French surrendered in Vietnam (these two events were probably unrelated). On TV, the new hit was Lassie, a show about a really smart dog who belonged to a family with the IQ of mushrooms. (''What's Lassie trying to tell us?'' ''I don't know, although the last 29 consecutive times she acted like this, it was because Jeff fell into the well!'' ''Well, I'm baffled! What's wrong, girl?'')

But for lasting cultural significance, the most important event of 1954 was the release, in Japan, of the first Godzilla movie, which in America was called Godzilla, King of the Monsters. Although many people -- you, for example -- think Godzilla is a cheesy monster movie, it is in fact a somber metaphor for the Atomic Age, showing what happens when the human race, in its arrogance, tampers with nature and unwittingly unleashes the terrible power of a man in a rubber suit destroying tiny unrealistic props.

Don't get me wrong: I love Godzilla, in a manly heterosexual way. As a boy growing up in the 1950s I saw all the Japanese monster movies I could, including Mothra, Rodan, The Mysterians and Ben-Hur. But Godzilla, truly, was the king. He was Elvis. This is why, in honor of his 50th birthday, I recently decided to watch the original Godzilla movie again. And if you think that, after all these years, it has lost something, I have news for you: It's funnier than ever.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 08/16/2004 7:46:00 PM PDT by TheBigB
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To: Long Cut

Pingzilla List ping! How'dya miss this one, LC? :^)


2 posted on 08/16/2004 7:46:35 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
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3 posted on 08/16/2004 7:48:52 PM PDT by TomServo ("Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker and find out why they call him 'Buzz'...")
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To: TheBigB
Mothra?

It was the little miniature singing twins that caused nightmares.. . .

4 posted on 08/16/2004 7:49:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (Who was Madame Binh's messenger boy?)
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To: TheBigB

Godzilla BUMP!!!!


5 posted on 08/16/2004 7:50:59 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could vote.......)
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To: TomServo

Crow: He's got a tree! He's got a tree! This isn't the Godzilla we know!


6 posted on 08/16/2004 7:54:30 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
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To: TheBigB

One vote here for Gammera, the flying turtle with retro rockets in his butt.


7 posted on 08/16/2004 8:01:09 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

Gamera is a friend to all children! :^)


8 posted on 08/16/2004 8:04:46 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
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To: TheBigB; Darksheare

Hey!! He forgot Gamera!!! You all remember the turtle with jets for legs that flew, right? I always wondered since he flew in circles, why he never puked. Hmmmmmm.


9 posted on 08/16/2004 8:05:23 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Save a Democrat! Vote Republican!)
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To: TheBigB; RandallFlagg; rdb3; Jet Jaguar; JusticeTalion; Fedora; mewzilla; Godzilla; ...
PINGZILLA STOMP!!!

I caught it a few days ago, B, but I never quite got around to posting it to the "G-Thread".

Although, Barry kind of slams the Big Guy in this piece.

10 posted on 08/16/2004 8:06:34 PM PDT by Long Cut (The Constitution...the NATOPS of America!)
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To: TheBigB

"Hey, pull my finger."

11 posted on 08/16/2004 8:07:34 PM PDT by Jonah Hex (Only 5 cents a troll? Must be too many of the varmints around here...)
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To: Long Cut

True, but it's still kinda funny. ;) I think the Big G himself would laugh at this one. Then he'd roar and eat Dave. But still...


12 posted on 08/16/2004 8:08:32 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
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To: TheBigB; All
Free Republic's own Godzilla fan thread...

GO, GO, GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want on or off the "PINGZILLA" list, give me a FReepmail or a ping!

13 posted on 08/16/2004 8:10:29 PM PDT by Long Cut (The Constitution...the NATOPS of America!)
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To: TheBigB

Barry's always good for some laughs, I agree. The Big G's got thick skin, anyways.


14 posted on 08/16/2004 8:11:54 PM PDT by Long Cut (The Constitution...the NATOPS of America!)
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To: TheBigB

I had forgotten that. He was indeed nice to the kiddies. What is the official position on Mecha-Godzilla or The Smog Monster?


15 posted on 08/16/2004 8:14:04 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

"Hey, I knew Godzilla. We came up through the rackets together. Booze, broads, numbers, Godzilla was a good fella and never stooled on nobody. Gamera was a girly-kaiju compared to Godzilla."

-Jet Jaguar

16 posted on 08/16/2004 8:14:05 PM PDT by Jonah Hex (Only 5 cents a troll? Must be too many of the varmints around here...)
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To: Jonah Hex
"Get your hands off me you damn dirty cockroach!"


17 posted on 08/16/2004 8:14:36 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
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To: speedy
Smog Monster ("Hedorah") is evil. The movie was a psychedelic mishmash, with cartoon animations, jump cuts, and weeeird music.

And I still watch it. :)

18 posted on 08/16/2004 8:16:38 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
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To: TheBigB

Looks like I came to the right guy for monster info. Appreciate the word.


19 posted on 08/16/2004 8:21:14 PM PDT by speedy
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To: TheBigB
Gamera!
Gamera!
He is filled with turtle meat.
He is really good to eat.
We are eating Gameraaaaaaaaaaaah

(MST3K version of Gamera theme song....)

20 posted on 08/16/2004 8:22:13 PM PDT by Cogadh na Sith (The Guns of Brixton)
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