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Kerry's Blue Blood a Winner, Say Royal Researchers (Huge Barf Alert)
Rooters via Yahoo!News ^ | August 16, 2004 | Kate Kelland

Posted on 08/16/2004 7:21:26 AM PDT by Kaslin

LONDON (Reuters) - When it comes to American presidential elections, blue blood counts.

 

So say British researchers who predict Democratic challenger John Kerry (news - web sites) will oust President Bush (news - web sites) on Nov. 2 simply because he boasts more royal connections than his Republican rival.

After months of research into Kerry's ancestry, Burke's Peerage, experts on British aristocracy, reported Monday that the Vietnam war veteran is related to all the royal houses of Europe and can claim kinship with Czar Ivan "The Terrible," a previous Emperor of Byzantium and the Shahs of Persia.

Burke's director Harold Brooks-Baker said Kerry had his mother, Rosemary Forbes, to thank for most of his royal connections.

"Every maternal blood line of Kerry makes him more royal than any previous American president," Brooks-Baker said.

"Because of the fact that every presidential candidate with the most royal genes and chromosomes has always won the November presidential election, the coming election -- based on 42 previous presidents -- will go to John Kerry."

Similar research carried out on Bush ahead of the 2000 presidential race showed that he beat Al Gore (news - web sites) in the royal stakes, claiming kinship with Britain's Queen Elizabeth as well as with Kings Henry III and Charles II of England.

IN THE COMPANY OF KINGS

Kerry is a descendant of the former Kings of England, Henry III and Henry II and is distantly related to Richard the Lionheart, who led the third Crusade in 1189, according to Burke's.

He is also descended from Henry I, King of France and his wife, Anne of Kiev, giving him kinship with the royal houses of Sweden, Norway, Denmark and the House of Rus.

Burke's research showed Kerry also has historical political connections in the United States.

He is closely related to John Winthrop, the first Massachusetts governor -- the state for which he is now a senator -- and his maternal grandmother was the granddaughter of Robert Winthrop, who was speaker of the House of Representatives from 1847 to 1849.


TOPICS: Extended News; Front Page News; Politics/Elections; US: District of Columbia; US: Massachusetts; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: blueblood; emotionalbluebeard
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1 posted on 08/16/2004 7:21:26 AM PDT by Kaslin
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"Because of the fact that every presidential candidate with the most royal genes and chromosomes has always won the November presidential election, the coming election -- based on 42 previous presidents -- will go to John Kerry."

Wow, who knew that Bill Clinton was more descended from royalty than George Herbert Walker Bush?

2 posted on 08/16/2004 7:23:00 AM PDT by jpl ("Go balloons, go ballons! Confetti, confetti, where's the confetti?" - Don Mischer)
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Total nonsense but it will prop up Kerry's opinion of himself so when he loses he will have his bloodlines to give him comfort.


3 posted on 08/16/2004 7:23:18 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: Kaslin

Must be a slow news day.


4 posted on 08/16/2004 7:25:51 AM PDT by COEXERJ145 (I Annoy Buchananites)
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To: Kaslin

Perhaps the author was not informed that our ancestors fought very hard to get rid the royalty.

Relations to foreign royalty does not help Kerry's campaign to paint himself as one of the peasants... I mean average Americans.

Here's a cool quip:



I learned the meaning of life from an "ant" once. It told me, "Obey the Queen. Live for the Colony. Die for the Colony." Respectfully, the ant died for the Colony seconds later. In America, we don't have any Queens, and we don't appreciate being called a colony.


5 posted on 08/16/2004 7:26:34 AM PDT by coconutt2000
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I was related to (pick one) Napolean, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar in a previous life.


6 posted on 08/16/2004 7:29:02 AM PDT by BSunday (Revelation 17:14)
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7 posted on 08/16/2004 7:29:34 AM PDT by Momaw Nadon (Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.)
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claim kinship with Czar Ivan "The Terrible,"

Now that's something to be proud of...

8 posted on 08/16/2004 7:29:39 AM PDT by RockinRight (Liberalism IS the status quo)
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To: sarasota

I thought that Kerry had already convinced himself that he was KING!


9 posted on 08/16/2004 7:30:06 AM PDT by HowardLSmith.ô¿ô (A BUSH VOTE IS A VOTE FOR SECURITY AND PROSPERITY!!!!)
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To: Kaslin
Kerry's Blue Blood a Winner,

Seeing how Teresa won't even let Kerry kiss her, I imagine that JF'nK's blood ain't the only part of him that's blue...

10 posted on 08/16/2004 7:30:21 AM PDT by dirtboy (Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
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People find the dumbest things to correlate with winning the presidency. How about doing some research and see if there's one for people owning the most guns. It'll be just as relevant.


11 posted on 08/16/2004 7:32:39 AM PDT by John Jorsett
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That assumes that all of those women he is descended from were procreating with thier husbands and did not have extra curricular interests. In Kerry's case I would not bet on it.
12 posted on 08/16/2004 7:33:05 AM PDT by bilhosty (The power to tax is the power to destroy. Let's use it!)
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"Kerry is a descendant of the former Kings of England, Henry III and Henry II and is distantly related to Richard the Lionheart, who led the third Crusade in 1189"

So am I. Big frikken deal. I prefer to trace my lineage through Edmund Burke instead.

As for the blue-blood nonsense, the Torrie sympathizers are already registered Democrats. But please shout louder so the rest of the country can hear what an inbred fool Kerry is.


13 posted on 08/16/2004 7:33:55 AM PDT by Fenris6
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So that's it! Inbreeding produced such a candidate! Wasn't that a thing with the past Royals? What a ridiculous article - we are all related to silicious ooze anyway -


14 posted on 08/16/2004 7:36:43 AM PDT by THEBEAK
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To: Kaslin
can claim kinship with Czar Ivan "The Terrible,

How appropriate.

15 posted on 08/16/2004 7:38:03 AM PDT by syriacus (Benedict Arnold REALLY was a war hero ----- before he was a traitor.)
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Wow, who knew that Bill Clinton was more descended from royalty than George Herbert Walker Bush?

I didn't and I doubt so did anyone else

16 posted on 08/16/2004 7:39:08 AM PDT by Kaslin (It took Kerry 40 minutes to react on September 11, 2001)
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I would like to hear how they justify Harrison/Cleveland.

Harrison beat Cleveland in 1888, but lost the popular vote. Cleveland beat Harrison in 1892. So, how did Cleveland get more royal blood in 4 years?


17 posted on 08/16/2004 7:39:41 AM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: jpl
Wow, who knew that Bill Clinton was more descended from royalty than George Herbert Walker Bush?

Interesting observation...

18 posted on 08/16/2004 7:39:59 AM PDT by syriacus (Benedict Arnold REALLY was a war hero ----- before he was a traitor.)
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To: COEXERJ145

It must be a very slow newsday indeed


19 posted on 08/16/2004 7:41:14 AM PDT by Kaslin (It took Kerry 40 minutes to react on September 11, 2001)
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To: dirtboy

Speaking of TeeReeehZaaahh, where has she been lately?


20 posted on 08/16/2004 7:42:28 AM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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