[glock rocks]

but only after she paid for a companion to fly with her.

... and amazingly enough, her companion had no head, no torso, but did have arms and legs, thereby fulfilling the Air France requirements.

[RosieCotton]

Not to be callous, but...this is an opportunity for such things...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying outside the door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike.