Not to be callous, but...this is an opportunity for such things...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying outside the door?
Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike.
13 posted on
08/14/2004 1:43:51 PM PDT by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: RosieCotton
Dahmer jokes.
I hear Jeffry Dahmer took up a trade in prison, he makes furniture. Mostly arm chairs and footstools. However he lost his shop privileges when he was caught selling arms to Iraq.
17 posted on
08/14/2004 1:49:03 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Here, bite down on this.)
To: RosieCotton
A guy with no arms and legs on the grill?
Frank.
And his sister?
Patty.
19 posted on
08/14/2004 1:55:10 PM PDT by
Mark was here
(My tag line was about to be censored.)
To: RosieCotton
From an earlier thread --
What do you call a woman w/o arms and legs who's refused a plane flight?
Sue.
24 posted on
08/14/2004 2:04:44 PM PDT by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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