I did stuff like this quite a bit... there was a Pirate Crew poster ( "Don't be effette-- Join the Elite!" ), one of ( ironically enough, this was 25 years ago ) a backhoe operator with something along the lines of "Gals really dig a man who's good with the controls..." and a Widower's Flowchart, with lots of TV dinners and Dirty Pierre's House Of Easy Women...
But still, Lepidopteran, you are seeing something of a caricature of me, and I'll readily admit my once-zany sense of humor has been muted by the passage of time and the loss of many I held dear. I am not nearly as funny nowadays.